Gen Z: 2 Kings 11
1When Athaliah, Ahaziah's mom, saw her kid was dead, she was like, "Time to wipe out the royal fam."
2But Jehosheba, Joram's daughter and Ahaziah's sis, snatched Joash, Ahaziah's son, and hid him and his nurse in the bedroom from Athaliah, so he wasn't taken out.
3He was chillin' with her in the Lord's house for six years while Athaliah was running things.
4In the seventh year, Jehoiada hit up the leaders and the guards, brought them to the Lord's house, made a pact, and showed them the king's son.
5He told them, "Yo, here's the plan: one-third of you on the Sabbath gotta watch the king's crib."
6Another third's at Sur gate, and the last third's at the gate behind the guards. Keep the house safe, no cap.
7And the two-thirds of you that roll out on the Sabbath gotta keep watch around the Lord's house for the king.
8Surround the king, fam, with your weapons ready: if anyone steps outta line, take 'em down. Stick with the king when he goes out and comes in.
9The captains did everything Jehoiada said and brought their crew for the Sabbath vibe check.
10Jehoiada hooked the captains up with King David's spears and shields from the Lord's temple.
11The guards were posted up with their weapons, surrounding the king from one corner of the temple to the other, by the altar and temple.
12He brought out the king's son, put the crown on him, gave him the testimony; they made him king, anointed him, and everyone was like, "God save the king!"
13When Athaliah heard the noise from the guards and the crowd, she came to check it out in the Lord's temple.
14She saw the king by a pillar, all the princes and trumpeters were with him, and everyone was vibing, blowing trumpets; Athaliah ripped her clothes and screamed, "Treason!"
15Jehoiada told the captains and officers, "Take her out of here and anyone who follows her, take 'em out too. Don't let her be slain in the Lord's house."
16They grabbed her, and she went the way the horses rolled into the king's house; that’s where she got taken out.
17Jehoiada made a covenant between the Lord, the king, and the people, saying they’d be the Lord's squad.
18Everyone went to Baal's house and wrecked it; smashed altars and images, and took out Mattan the priest of Baal right there. Jehoiada set up officers in the Lord's house.
19He gathered the leaders, captains, and the people, brought the king down from the Lord's house, and headed to the king's house through the guard's gate. He took the throne like a boss.
20Everyone was hyped, the city was chill, and they took out Athaliah by the king's house.
21Jehoash was just seven when he started ruling.