Gen Z: 2 Chronicles 30
1Hezekiah hit up all of Israel and Judah, sending letters to Ephraim and Manasseh, like, "Yo, come to the Lord's crib in Jerusalem for the Passover vibes."
2The king got the squad together, and they decided to keep the Passover in the second month, no cap.
3They couldn't do it then 'cause the priests weren't ready, and the people hadn't gathered in Jerusalem, periodt.
4The whole thing had the king and the crew feeling good, like, "This is lit."
5So they dropped a decree to spread the word all over Israel, from Beer-sheba to Dan, telling everyone to come do the Passover in Jerusalem, 'cause it had been a hot minute since they did it right.
6The messengers rolled out with the letters from the king, saying, "Yo, children of Israel, turn back to the Lord God of Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, and He'll show love to the ones who got away from the Assyrian kings."
7Don't be like your dads and bros who messed up with the Lord and got wrecked, just saying.
8Don't be stubborn like your fathers were; just chill and give yourselves to the Lord, step into His sanctuary, and serve Him so His wrath can chill out.
9If you turn back to the Lord, your fam and kids will find mercy from their captors, and they'll come back to this land, 'cause the Lord your God is mad gracious and won't turn away if you come back to Him.
10The messengers went city to city through Ephraim and Manasseh all the way to Zebulun, but they were like, "Nah," and laughed at them, super sus.
11But for real, some of Asher, Manasseh, and Zebulun were like, "We gotta vibe check," and rolled up to Jerusalem.
12In Judah, God was like, "Let’s get everyone on the same page," so they followed the king’s orders, no cap.
13A ton of peeps showed up in Jerusalem to throw down for the feast of unleavened bread in the second month, it was a whole vibe.
14They got up and ditched the altars in Jerusalem, like, "We don’t need these," and tossed them into the Kidron brook.
15They threw down the Passover on the 14th of the second month, and the priests and Levites were feeling kinda sus, so they cleaned up and brought offerings to the Lord’s crib.
16They stood in their spots, just like Moses taught them: the priests were sprinkling blood from the Levites, keeping it real.
17A bunch of folks weren’t ready yet, so the Levites took charge of the Passover for everyone who was still sus, to get them right with God.
18Lots of peeps, including many from Ephraim, Manasseh, Issachar, and Zebulun, hadn’t cleaned up, but they still ate the Passover, which was a bit off-script. Hezekiah was like, "Yo, God, please forgive them."
19"Anyone who’s down to seek the Lord, the God of their fams, even if they ain’t cleaned up right, I got you."
20And the Lord listened to Hezekiah and healed the squad.
21The kids of Israel in Jerusalem threw a lit feast of unleavened bread for seven days, vibing hard while the Levites and priests praised the Lord daily with some loud beats.
22Hezekiah was like, "Yo, Levites, keep spreading that good knowledge about the Lord," and they were munching through the feast for seven days, dropping peace offerings and confessing to the Lord God of their fams.
23The whole squad decided to keep the party going for another seven days, and they were living it up with mad gladness.
24Hezekiah, the king of Judah, hooked the crew up with a thousand bullocks and seven thousand sheep; the princes also dropped a thousand bullocks and ten thousand sheep, and a ton of priests got their vibes right.
25Everyone in Judah, along with the priests, Levites, and all the peeps from Israel and the outsiders chilling in Judah, were just straight-up rejoicing.
26There was major joy in Jerusalem, 'cause since Solomon, David's son, there hadn't been a vibe like this in the city.
27Then the Levite priests stood up and blessed the people; their voices were heard, and their prayers shot up to the holy spot, all the way to heaven.