Gen Z: 1 Timothy 6
1If you’re under the yoke, show your masters mad respect so God’s name stays lit and the vibes stay good.
2If your boss is a believer, don’t sleep on them, they’re fam; serve them well ‘cause they’re goated and got your back. Teach this, fr.
3If anyone’s teaching sus stuff and isn’t vibing with the wholesome words of Jesus, they’re missing the point, no cap.
4They’re just proud and clueless, getting lost in drama and arguments, which only brings envy and chaos.
5Those shady debates from corrupt minds think cash equals godliness; dip from that energy, fam.
6But godliness mixed with contentment? That’s the real glow-up.
7We came into this world with nada, and we can’t take anything when we bounce, periodt.
8So if we got food and clothes, let’s vibe with that.
9But if you’re chasing riches, you’re setting yourself up for temptation and a whole lotta pain.
10Love for money? That’s the root of all drama; some have chased it and strayed from the faith, feeling mad sorrow.
11But you, man of God, bounce from that; chase righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, and chill vibes.
12Fight the good fight of faith, grab onto eternal life, ‘cause that’s your calling, and you’ve made a solid confession in front of peeps.
13I’m giving you this charge in God’s sight, who brings everything to life, and before Jesus, who kept it real in front of Pilate.
14Keep this commandment clean and unshakable until our Lord Jesus pops off.
15In His time, He’ll show who’s the blessed and only King, the GOAT of kings and Lord of lords.
16He’s the only one with immortality, chilling in light that no one can touch or see; to Him be all the honor and power forever.
17Tell the rich not to be all high and mighty or trust in shaky riches, but in the living God, who blesses us with all the good stuff.
18They should do good, be rich in good vibes, be ready to share, and keep it real.
19Stacking up a solid foundation for the future so they can grab onto eternal life.
20Yo Timothy, guard what’s been entrusted to you, avoid the empty chatter, and the fake science vibes.
21Some have messed up their faith by chasing that stuff. Grace be with you. Amen. This letter to Timothy was dropped from Laodicea, the main city of Phrygia Pacatiana.