1The squad from Kirjath–jearim rolled up, grabbed the ark of the Lord, and brought it to Abinadab's crib on the hill, and they set up Eleazar, his son, to vibe with the ark.

2So, while the ark was chillin' in Kirjath–jearim for like twenty years, the whole house of Israel was lowkey sad, missing the Lord.

3Samuel was like, "Yo, Israel, if you’re gonna come back to the Lord with all your hearts, ditch those sus gods and Ashtaroth, and get your hearts right for the Lord, only then He'll save you from the Philistines."

4The Israelites were like, "Bet," and they ditched Baalim and Ashtaroth, serving only the Lord.

5Samuel said, "Gather all of Israel at Mizpeh, and I’ll pray to the Lord for you."

6They all pulled up to Mizpeh, grabbed some water, poured it out before the Lord, fasted that day, and confessed, "We’ve messed up against the Lord." Samuel was judging the Israelites there.

7When the Philistines heard the Israelites were together at Mizpeh, their bosses were like, "Nah, we gotta fight," and when the Israelites caught wind, they were shook.

8The Israelites hit up Samuel, saying, "Don’t stop praying to the Lord our God for us, so He can save us from the Philistines."

9Samuel took a little lamb and offered it totally to the Lord as a burnt offering, and he prayed hard for Israel; the Lord was like, "I got you."

10While Samuel was doing the burnt offering, the Philistines rolled up to fight Israel, but the Lord was like, "Boom!" with some epic thunder, and the Philistines were totally wrecked before Israel.

11The Israelites bounced out of Mizpeh and chased the Philistines down, clapping back until they got to Beth–car.

12Then Samuel grabbed a stone, set it between Mizpeh and Shen, and named it Eben–ezer, saying, "The Lord helped us this far."

13The Philistines were totally taken down, and they didn’t mess with Israel anymore; the Lord was against them all the days of Samuel.

14The cities the Philistines took from Israel were given back, from Ekron to Gath; Israel snatched back their land from the Philistines, and there was peace with the Amorites.

15Samuel was the judge of Israel all his life, no cap.

16He was out here year after year, hitting up Beth–el, Gilgal, and Mizpeh, judging Israel in all those spots.

17His home base was Ramah, where he judged Israel and built an altar for the Lord.

1And the men of Kirjath–jearim came, and fetched up the ark of the Lord, and brought it into the house of Abinadab in the hill, and sanctified Eleazar his son to keep the ark of the Lord.

2And it came to pass, while the ark abode in Kirjath–jearim, that the time was long; for it was twenty years: and all the house of Israel lamented after the Lord.

3And Samuel spake unto all the house of Israel, saying, If ye do return unto the Lord with all your hearts, then put away the strange gods and Ashtaroth from among you, and prepare your hearts unto the Lord, and serve him only: and he will deliver you out of the hand of the Philistines.

4Then the children of Israel did put away Baalim and Ashtaroth, and served the Lord only.

5And Samuel said, Gather all Israel to Mizpeh, and I will pray for you unto the Lord.

6And they gathered together to Mizpeh, and drew water, and poured it out before the Lord, and fasted on that day, and said there, We have sinned against the Lord. And Samuel judged the children of Israel in Mizpeh.

7And when the Philistines heard that the children of Israel were gathered together to Mizpeh, the lords of the Philistines went up against Israel. And when the children of Israel heard it, they were afraid of the Philistines.

8And the children of Israel said to Samuel, Cease not to cry unto the Lord our God for us, that he will save us out of the hand of the Philistines.

9And Samuel took a sucking lamb, and offered it for a burnt offering wholly unto the Lord: and Samuel cried unto the Lord for Israel; and the Lord heard him.

10And as Samuel was offering up the burnt offering, the Philistines drew near to battle against Israel: but the Lord thundered with a great thunder on that day upon the Philistines, and discomfited them; and they were smitten before Israel.

11And the men of Israel went out of Mizpeh, and pursued the Philistines, and smote them, until they came under Beth–car.

12Then Samuel took a stone, and set it between Mizpeh and Shen, and called the name of it Eben–ezer, saying, Hitherto hath the Lord helped us.

13So the Philistines were subdued, and they came no more into the coast of Israel: and the hand of the Lord was against the Philistines all the days of Samuel.

14And the cities which the Philistines had taken from Israel were restored to Israel, from Ekron even unto Gath; and the coasts thereof did Israel deliver out of the hands of the Philistines. And there was peace between Israel and the Amorites.

15And Samuel judged Israel all the days of his life.

16And he went from year to year in circuit to Beth–el, and Gilgal, and Mizpeh, and judged Israel in all those places.

17And his return was to Ramah; for there was his house; and there he judged Israel; and there he built an altar unto the Lord.