Gen Z: 1 Kings 4
1So King Solomon was the big boss over all of Israel, no cap.
2And these were his homies: Azariah, son of Zadok the priest, vibin' with the crew.
3Elihoreph and Ahiah, sons of Shisha, were the scribes; Jehoshaphat, son of Ahilud, was the recorder, keeping it lit.
4Benaiah, son of Jehoiada, was in charge of the squad; Zadok and Abiathar were the priests, straight up goated.
5Azariah, son of Nathan, ran the officers; Zabud, son of Nathan, was the main officer and the king’s ride-or-die.
6Ahishar was the boss of the household; Adoniram, son of Abda, handled the tribute, you feel?
7Solomon had twelve officers over all Israel, making sure the king and his fam were fed; each dude had a month to bring the goods.
8And here are their names: The son of Hur, reppin' in mount Ephraim, periodt.
9The son of Dekar, chillin' in Makaz, Shaalbim, Beth-shemesh, and Elon-beth-hanan; that’s the squad.
10The son of Hesed was in Aruboth; he had Sochoh and all the land of Hepher on lock, fr.
11Abinadab's kid was chillin' in Dor; he had Taphath, Solomon's daughter, as his wifey.
12Baana, son of Ahilud, had Taanach and Megiddo on lock, plus all of Beth-shean near Zartanah, from there to Abel-meholah, all the way past Jokneam.
13Geber's son was holding it down in Ramoth-gilead; he had the towns of Jair, Manasseh's kid, and the Argob area in Bashan, with mad cities and dope walls.
14Ahinadab, son of Iddo, was reppin' Mahanaim.
15Ahimaaz was posted up in Naphtali; he also vibed with Basmath, Solomon's daughter, as his wifey.
16Baanah, son of Hushai, was chilling in Asher and Aloth.
17Jehoshaphat, son of Paruah, was repping Issachar.
18Shimei, son of Elah, was holding it down in Benjamin.
19Geber, son of Uri, was in Gilead, chilling in Sihon's and Og's territory; he was the only boss in the land.
20Judah and Israel were lit, like the sand by the sea, just eating, drinking, and living it up.
21Solomon was the king of all the kingdoms from the river to the Philistines and Egypt, and they were always bringing him gifts, no cap.
22For one day, Solomon was flexing thirty measures of fine flour and sixty measures of meal, straight up.
23He had ten fat oxen, twenty chill oxen from the fields, and a hundred sheep, plus some deer and fancy birds. It was bussin'.
24He ruled the whole area by the river, from Tiphsah to Azzah, with peace all around him, vibing hard.
25Judah and Israel were living their best lives, chilling under their vines and fig trees, all good from Dan to Beer-sheba during Solomon’s reign.
26Solomon had forty thousand horse stalls for his chariots and twelve thousand horsemen, that’s just goated.
27His officers had the food game on lock for king Solomon and everyone at his table, nobody was hungry, periodt.
28They brought barley and straw for the horses and camels to where the officers were, each one doing their part, fr.
29God blessed Solomon with mad wisdom and understanding, like, more than all the sand by the shore.
30Solomon's wisdom was on another level, way better than all the wisdom from the east and Egypt, straight fire.
31Bro was way smarter than everyone, even Ethan, Heman, Chalcol, and Darda, the Mahol crew: his rep was known everywhere, no cap.
32He dropped three thousand proverbs and his bangers? A solid thousand and five.
33He flexed on trees, from the cedar in Lebanon to the hyssop chillin' on the wall; he also talked about beasts, birds, and all the creepy crawlies, plus fish.
34People from all over pulled up to catch Solomon's wisdom, even kings who had heard about his rizz.