1At that time, Abijah, Jeroboam's kid, got sick, fr.

2Jeroboam told his wifey, "Yo, get up and go incognito so no one knows you're my wife. Hit up Shiloh, 'cause Ahijah the prophet said I'd be king over this crew."

3"Bring ten loaves, some snacks, and honey, and go see him. He'll spill the tea on what’s gonna happen to the kid."

4Jeroboam’s wife did just that, bounced to Shiloh, and hit up Ahijah's crib. But Ahijah couldn't see 'cause he was old, no cap.

5The Lord told Ahijah, "Yo, Jeroboam's wife is coming to ask about her sick son. When she rolls in, she’s gonna act like someone else."

6So when Ahijah heard her footsteps at the door, he was like, "Come in, Jeroboam's wife! Why you pretending to be someone else? I got some heavy news for you."

7"Go tell Jeroboam, 'This is what the Lord God of Israel says: I picked you outta the crowd and made you prince over my peeps, Israel.'"

8"I took the kingdom from David's fam and gave it to you; yet you ain't been like my dude David, who followed my rules and did what was right in my eyes, periodt."

9"But you’ve been wildin’ out worse than anyone before you: you made other gods and idols, making me mad, and tossed me aside."

10"So check it, I'm bringing bad vibes to Jeroboam's house. I’ll wipe out everyone who pees against the wall and anyone left in Israel, taking out the whole fam like it’s trash."

11Whoever dies in Jeroboam's city, the dogs are gonna munch; if they die in the field, the birds are feasting. No cap, the Lord said it.

12Yo, get back to your crib, 'cause when you hit the city, the kid's gonna pass.

13All of Israel's gonna be in their feels and give him a proper send-off, 'cause he’s the only one from Jeroboam getting buried. He had some good vibes with the Lord God of Israel.

14Plus, the Lord's gonna raise up a king for Israel, who's gonna cut off Jeroboam's fam that very day. Like, what? For real.

15The Lord's gonna shake Israel up like a reed in water, pulling them outta this dope land He gave their ancestors, scattering them beyond the river 'cause they made those groves and made the Lord mad.

16He’s handing Israel over 'cause of Jeroboam's sins, who messed up and got Israel to mess up too.

17Jeroboam’s wife bounced, went to Tirzah, and as she hit the door, the kid passed away.

18They buried him, and all Israel was mourning, just like the Lord said through His servant Ahijah the prophet.

19The rest of Jeroboam's moves, like how he fought and ruled, yeah, that's all in the chronicles of the kings of Israel.

20Jeroboam ruled for 22 years, then he passed away and joined his fam, and his son Nadab took over.

21Rehoboam, Solomon's kid, was vibin' in Judah. He was 41 when he started ruling, and he held it down for 17 years in Jerusalem, the city God chose. His mom's name was Naamah, and she was from Ammon.

22Judah was straight up sus in the eyes of the Lord, and they made Him jealous with their savage sins, way worse than what their fams did.

23They built high places, idols, and groves on every hill and under every green tree. Total chaos.

24There were also some wild sodomites in the land, doing all the sus stuff the nations got kicked out for.

25So, in the fifth year of Rehoboam's reign, Shishak from Egypt rolled up on Jerusalem.

26He snatched the treasures from the Lord’s house and the king's crib; he took everything, even the gold shields Solomon made.

27Rehoboam switched it up and made brass shields instead, handing them to the chief of the guard who watched the king's door.

28Whenever the king went to the Lord's house, the guards carried them and brought them back to the guard chamber.

29Now, all the other things Rehoboam did, aren’t they in the chronicles of Judah's kings?

30And there was beef between Rehoboam and Jeroboam all their days.

31Rehoboam passed away and got laid to rest with his fam in David's city. His mom was Naamah, from Ammon. Then his son Abijam took over the throne, no cap.

1At that time Abijah the son of Jeroboam fell sick.

2And Jeroboam said to his wife, Arise, I pray thee, and disguise thyself, that thou be not known to be the wife of Jeroboam; and get thee to Shiloh: behold, there is Ahijah the prophet, which told me that I should be king over this people.

3And take with thee ten loaves, and cracknels, and a cruse of honey, and go to him: he shall tell thee what shall become of the child.

4And Jeroboam’s wife did so, and arose, and went to Shiloh, and came to the house of Ahijah. But Ahijah could not see; for his eyes were set by reason of his age.

5And the Lord said unto Ahijah, Behold, the wife of Jeroboam cometh to ask a thing of thee for her son; for he is sick: thus and thus shalt thou say unto her: for it shall be, when she cometh in, that she shall feign herself to be another woman.

6And it was so, when Ahijah heard the sound of her feet, as she came in at the door, that he said, Come in, thou wife of Jeroboam; why feignest thou thyself to be another? for I am sent to thee with heavy tidings.

7Go, tell Jeroboam, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Forasmuch as I exalted thee from among the people, and made thee prince over my people Israel,

8And rent the kingdom away from the house of David, and gave it thee: and yet thou hast not been as my servant David, who kept my commandments, and who followed me with all his heart, to do that only which was right in mine eyes;

9But hast done evil above all that were before thee: for thou hast gone and made thee other gods, and molten images, to provoke me to anger, and hast cast me behind thy back:

10Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.

11Him that dieth of Jeroboam in the city shall the dogs eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat: for the Lord hath spoken it.

12Arise thou therefore, get thee to thine own house: and when thy feet enter into the city, the child shall die.

13And all Israel shall mourn for him, and bury him: for he only of Jeroboam shall come to the grave, because in him there is found some good thing toward the Lord God of Israel in the house of Jeroboam.

14Moreover the Lord shall raise him up a king over Israel, who shall cut off the house of Jeroboam that day: but what? even now.

15For the Lord shall smite Israel, as a reed is shaken in the water, and he shall root up Israel out of this good land, which he gave to their fathers, and shall scatter them beyond the river, because they have made their groves, provoking the Lord to anger.

16And he shall give Israel up because of the sins of Jeroboam, who did sin, and who made Israel to sin.

17And Jeroboam’s wife arose, and departed, and came to Tirzah: and when she came to the threshold of the door, the child died;

18And they buried him; and all Israel mourned for him, according to the word of the Lord, which he spake by the hand of his servant Ahijah the prophet.

19And the rest of the acts of Jeroboam, how he warred, and how he reigned, behold, they are written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.

20And the days which Jeroboam reigned were two and twenty years: and he slept with his fathers, and Nadab his son reigned in his stead.

21And Rehoboam the son of Solomon reigned in Judah. Rehoboam was forty and one years old when he began to reign, and he reigned seventeen years in Jerusalem, the city which the Lord did choose out of all the tribes of Israel, to put his name there. And his mother’s name was Naamah an Ammonitess.

22And Judah did evil in the sight of the Lord, and they provoked him to jealousy with their sins which they had committed, above all that their fathers had done.

23For they also built them high places, and images, and groves, on every high hill, and under every green tree.

24And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the Lord cast out before the children of Israel.

25And it came to pass in the fifth year of king Rehoboam, that Shishak king of Egypt came up against Jerusalem:

26And he took away the treasures of the house of the Lord, and the treasures of the king’s house; he even took away all: and he took away all the shields of gold which Solomon had made.

27And king Rehoboam made in their stead brasen shields, and committed them unto the hands of the chief of the guard, which kept the door of the king’s house.

28And it was so, when the king went into the house of the Lord, that the guard bare them, and brought them back into the guard chamber.

29Now the rest of the acts of Rehoboam, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?

30And there was war between Rehoboam and Jeroboam all their days.

31And Rehoboam slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David. And his mother’s name was Naamah an Ammonitess. And Abijam his son reigned in his stead.