1The squad of Israel was counted up, like, the main fam and captains rollin' with thousands and hundreds, and all their officers serving the king, poppin' in and out month by month, and it was a total of twenty-four thousand, no cap.

2For the first month, Jashobeam, son of Zabdiel, was running the first crew, and they had twenty-four thousand in their squad.

3The chief of the Perez fam was in charge of all the captains for the first month, straight up.

4In the second month, Dodai the Ahohite was leading the charge, and Mikloth was the boss too: they had twenty-four thousand in their crew as well.

5For the third month, Benaiah, son of Jehoiada, a chief priest, was the third captain, and his squad was twenty-four thousand, fr.

6This Benaiah was a total beast among the thirty, like, he was above them too: his son Ammizabad was in his crew.

7The fourth captain for the fourth month was Asahel, Joab's bro, and his son Zebadiah was next in line: they also had twenty-four thousand in their squad.

8The fifth captain for the fifth month was Shamhuth the Izrahite, and his crew was twenty-four thousand too, no cap.

9The sixth captain for the sixth month was Ira, son of Ikkesh the Tekoite, and he had twenty-four thousand in his crew, lit.

10The seventh captain for the seventh month was Helez the Pelonite from Ephraim's fam, and he also had twenty-four thousand in his squad.

11The eighth captain for the eighth month was Sibbecai the Hushathite, and he had a squad of 24k. Vibes.

12The ninth captain for the ninth month was Abiezer the Anetothite, rollin' with 24k too. Lit.

13The tenth captain for the tenth month was Maharai the Netophathite, also reppin' 24k. No cap.

14The eleventh captain for the eleventh month was Benaiah the Pirathonite, from Ephraim, and he had 24k. Pop off.

15The twelfth captain for the twelfth month was Heldai the Netophathite, from Othniel, with a crew of 24k. Bussin'.

16Over the tribes of Israel, Eliezer the son of Zichri was the rizz master for the Reubenites, and Shephatiah the son of Maachah for the Simeonites. Savage.

17For the Levites, Hashabiah the son of Kemuel was in charge, and Zadok was reppin' the Aaronites. Goated.

18Elihu, one of David's bros, was leading Judah, while Omri the son of Michael was holding it down for Issachar. Fr.

19Ishmaiah the son of Obadiah was the guy for Zebulun, and Jerimoth the son of Azriel was repping Naphtali. Periodt.

20Hoshea the son of Azaziah was in charge for Ephraim, and Joel the son of Pedaiah was holding it down for half of Manasseh. Slaps.

21From the half tribe of Manasseh in Gilead, we got Iddo, son of Zechariah; and for Benjamin, it’s Jaasiel, son of Abner.

22For Dan, it’s Azareel, son of Jeroham. These peeps were the squad leaders of Israel's tribes.

23But David didn’t count anyone under twenty, 'cause the Lord was like, "I’m gonna boost Israel like the stars, fr."

24Joab, son of Zeruiah, started counting but he didn’t finish, 'cause there was some serious drama against Israel; they didn’t even put that number in David’s history books.

25Azmaveth, son of Adiel, was in charge of the king’s treasure, and Jehonathan, son of Uzziah, handled the stash in the fields, cities, villages, and castles.

26And for the farming crew, Ezri, son of Chelub, was the boss.

27Shimei the Ramathite was over the vineyards, and Zabdi the Shiphmite was all about that wine cellar glow-up.

28Baal-hanan the Gederite was in charge of the olive and sycamore trees in the lowlands, and Joash was the oil cellar king.

29Shitrai the Sharonite was looking after the herds in Sharon, and Shaphat, son of Adlai, had the herds in the valleys.

30Obil the Ishmaelite was handling the camels, and Jehdeiah the Meronothite was on donkey duty.

31Jaziz the Hagerite was in charge of the flocks. These peeps were the bosses of all the stuff that King David had.

32Jonathan, David's uncle, was the goated advisor, super wise, and a scribe: Jehiel, son of Hachmoni, was chillin' with the king's crew.

33Ahithophel was the king's main advisor, and Hushai the Archite was his ride-or-die.

34After Ahithophel, there was Jehoiada, son of Benaiah, and Abiathar: Joab was the general of the king's squad.

1Now the children of Israel after their number, to wit, the chief fathers and captains of thousands and hundreds, and their officers that served the king in any matter of the courses, which came in and went out month by month throughout all the months of the year, of every course were twenty and four thousand.

2Over the first course for the first month was Jashobeam the son of Zabdiel: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

3Of the children of Perez was the chief of all the captains of the host for the first month.

4And over the course of the second month was Dodai an Ahohite, and of his course was Mikloth also the ruler: in his course likewise were twenty and four thousand.

5The third captain of the host for the third month was Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, a chief priest: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

6This is that Benaiah, who was mighty among the thirty, and above the thirty: and in his course was Ammizabad his son.

7The fourth captain for the fourth month was Asahel the brother of Joab, and Zebadiah his son after him: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

8The fifth captain for the fifth month was Shamhuth the Izrahite: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

9The sixth captain for the sixth month was Ira the son of Ikkesh the Tekoite: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

10The seventh captain for the seventh month was Helez the Pelonite, of the children of Ephraim: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

11The eighth captain for the eighth month was Sibbecai the Hushathite, of the Zarhites: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

12The ninth captain for the ninth month was Abiezer the Anetothite, of the Benjamites: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

13The tenth captain for the tenth month was Maharai the Netophathite, of the Zarhites: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

14The eleventh captain for the eleventh month was Benaiah the Pirathonite, of the children of Ephraim: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

15The twelfth captain for the twelfth month was Heldai the Netophathite, of Othniel: and in his course were twenty and four thousand.

16Furthermore over the tribes of Israel: the ruler of the Reubenites was Eliezer the son of Zichri: of the Simeonites, Shephatiah the son of Maachah:

17Of the Levites, Hashabiah the son of Kemuel: of the Aaronites, Zadok:

18Of Judah, Elihu, one of the brethren of David: of Issachar, Omri the son of Michael:

19Of Zebulun, Ishmaiah the son of Obadiah: of Naphtali, Jerimoth the son of Azriel:

20Of the children of Ephraim, Hoshea the son of Azaziah: of the half tribe of Manasseh, Joel the son of Pedaiah:

21Of the half tribe of Manasseh in Gilead, Iddo the son of Zechariah: of Benjamin, Jaasiel the son of Abner:

22Of Dan, Azareel the son of Jeroham. These were the princes of the tribes of Israel.

23But David took not the number of them from twenty years old and under: because the Lord had said he would increase Israel like to the stars of the heavens.

24Joab the son of Zeruiah began to number, but he finished not, because there fell wrath for it against Israel; neither was the number put in the account of the chronicles of king David.

25And over the king’s treasures was Azmaveth the son of Adiel: and over the storehouses in the fields, in the cities, and in the villages, and in the castles, was Jehonathan the son of Uzziah:

26And over them that did the work of the field for tillage of the ground was Ezri the son of Chelub:

27And over the vineyards was Shimei the Ramathite: over the increase of the vineyards for the wine cellars was Zabdi the Shiphmite:

28And over the olive trees and the sycomore trees that were in the low plains was Baal–hanan the Gederite: and over the cellars of oil was Joash:

29And over the herds that fed in Sharon was Shitrai the Sharonite: and over the herds that were in the valleys was Shaphat the son of Adlai:

30Over the camels also was Obil the Ishmaelite: and over the asses was Jehdeiah the Meronothite:

31And over the flocks was Jaziz the Hagerite. All these were the rulers of the substance which was king David’s.

32Also Jonathan David’s uncle was a counsellor, a wise man, and a scribe: and Jehiel the son of Hachmoni was with the king’s sons:

33And Ahithophel was the king’s counsellor: and Hushai the Archite was the king’s companion:

34And after Ahithophel was Jehoiada the son of Benaiah, and Abiathar: and the general of the king’s army was Joab.