Gen Z: 1 Chronicles 25
1So, David and the squad split up to vibe with the sons of Asaph, Heman, and Jeduthun, who were gonna prophesy with harps, psalteries, and cymbals. The crew count was on point for their service.
2For the Asaph fam: Zaccur, Joseph, Nethaniah, and Asarelah, all under Asaph, flexing their rizz by prophesying just like the king wanted.
3For Jeduthun: his crew was Gedaliah, Zeri, Jeshaiah, Hashabiah, and Mattithiah, six in total, under their dad Jeduthun, who was vibing with a harp, giving thanks and praising the Lord.
4For Heman: his squad included Bukkiah, Mattaniah, Uzziel, Shebuel, Jerimoth, Hananiah, Hanani, Eliathah, Giddalti, Romamti-ezer, Joshbekashah, Mallothi, Hothir, and Mahazioth.
5All these were Heman's kids, the king's seer, spreading the word of God, lifting up the horn. God blessed Heman with fourteen sons and three daughters, no cap.
6They were all under their dad for song in the Lord's house, rocking cymbals, psalteries, and harps, doing the God thing, just like the king told Asaph, Jeduthun, and Heman to pop off.
7So, the total squad, including their homies who were lit at the songs of the Lord, was two hundred and eight.
8They threw down lots, ward against ward, whether small or great, teacher or scholar, no sus vibes.
9The first lot went to Asaph for Joseph; the second to Gedaliah, who had twelve with his crew.
10The third went to Zaccur, he and his crew were twelve as well.
11The fourth to Izri, him and his crew, were twelve: no cap.
12The fifth to Nethaniah, him and his squad, were twelve: lit.
13The sixth to Bukkiah, him and his fam, were twelve: bussin.
14The seventh to Jesharelah, him and his gang, were twelve: vibes.
15The eighth to Jeshaiah, him and his peeps, were twelve: fr.
16The ninth to Mattaniah, him and his homies, were twelve: goated.
17The tenth to Shimei, him and his bros, were twelve: savage.
18The eleventh to Azareel, him and his crew, were twelve: pop off.
19The twelfth to Hashabiah, him and his squad, were twelve: periodt.
20The thirteenth to Shubael, him and his fam, were twelve: slaps.
21The fourteenth to Mattithiah, him and his crew, were twelve: no cap.
22The fifteenth to Jeremoth, him and his squad, were twelve: straight vibes.
23The sixteenth to Hananiah, him and his fam, were twelve: lit.
24The seventeenth to Joshbekashah, him and his peeps, were twelve: periodt.
25The eighteenth to Hanani, him and his homies, were twelve: bussin.
26The nineteenth to Mallothi, him and his dudes, were twelve: fr.
27The twentieth to Eliathah, him and his gang, were twelve: goated.
28The one and twentieth to Hothir, him and his bros, were twelve: savage.
29The two and twentieth to Giddalti, him and his squad, were twelve: pop off.
30The three and twentieth to Mahazioth, him and his crew, were twelve: slaps.
31The 24th squad goes to Romamti–ezer, him and his fam, total of twelve.