Gen Z: Romans 1
1Paul, a servant of Jesus, called to be an apostle, separated to spread the good news, fr.
2(Which he promised through his prophets in the holy scriptures, no cap.)
3Talking about his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, who came from the fam of David, vibes.
4And he’s declared the Son of God with mad power, through the spirit of holiness, after rising from the dead, lit.
5Through him, we got grace and the apostolic rizz, for keeping it real with the faith across all nations, for his name.
6Among those who are also called by Jesus Christ, periodt.
7To everyone in Rome, loved by God, called to be saints: Grace and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ, bet.
8First off, I’m thanking my God through Jesus Christ for all of you, 'cause your faith is legendary worldwide.
9For God is my witness, whom I serve with my spirit in the gospel of his Son, always keeping you in my prayers, no cap.
10Making requests, hoping I can have a blessed trip by God's will to chill with you.
11I’m totally hyped to see you so I can drop some spiritual vibes on you, helping you get all set up;
12Like, I wanna chill with you and feel that mutual faith energy, no cap.
13Just so you know, fam, I’ve been trying to pull up on you for a minute, but it didn’t happen, so I could vibe with you too, like I do with other peeps.
14I owe it to both the Greeks and the Barbarians; to the wise and the not-so-wise, for real.
15So, I’m all in, ready to pop off and preach the gospel to you in Rome too.
16I ain't ashamed of the gospel of Christ, 'cause it’s the ultimate power of God for saving everyone who believes; first the Jews, then the Greeks, periodt.
17For real, God’s righteousness is revealed from faith to faith; it’s written, the just will live by faith, no cap.
18The wrath of God is lit, revealed from heaven against all the sus stuff and unrighteousness of people who ignore the truth.
19What’s known about God is all up in them; God made it clear to them, fr.
20The invisible vibes of Him from the creation of the world are super obvious, understood through what’s made, even His eternal power and deity; so they got no excuse.
21They knew God but didn't give Him props, like, no cap; their thoughts got all twisted, and their hearts went dark, fr.
22Thinking they were all wise, they actually turned out to be total fools, periodt.
23They switched up the glory of the uncorruptible God for a fake version, like humans, birds, and other basic stuff.
24So God was like, "Bet, do you," and let them go wild with their own desires, dishonoring their bodies.
25They flipped the truth into a lie and chose to vibe with creation over the Creator, who’s always blessed.
26Because of this, God let them vibe with some sus passions; even the women switched up what’s natural.
27And the guys too, totally left the natural vibe and got all heated with each other, doing stuff that was just wrong.
28Since they didn’t wanna keep God in their minds, He let them get lost in a messed-up mindset, doing things that were just not it.
29They were filled with all kinds of bad vibes: fornication, wickedness, envy, and just straight-up malice, slinging whispers.
30They were backbiters, haters of God, acting all proud, flexing evil ideas, and straight-up disobeying their parents, savage.
31No cap, these peeps are wildin'—no understanding, breaking promises, no love, and straight-up unchill.
32They know God’s judgment is real, like, if you do this stuff, you’re asking for trouble, and they don’t just do it, they vibe with others who do.