1When he popped open the seventh seal, it was dead silent in heaven for like half an hour.

2I peeped seven angels chillin' before God, and they got handed seven trumpets.

3Then another angel rolled up to the altar with a golden censer, and he got a ton of incense to vibe out with all the prayers from the saints on that golden altar before the throne.

4The smoke from the incense, mixed with the saints' prayers, went up to God from the angel's hand.

5The angel grabbed the censer, filled it with fire from the altar, and tossed it down to earth: then there were voices, thunder, lightning, and an earthquake.

6The seven angels with the trumpets got ready to pop off.

7The first angel blew his trumpet, and then hail and fire mixed with blood rained down on the earth: a third of the trees got toasted, and all the green grass was lit on fire.

8The second angel blew his trumpet, and a massive mountain on fire got chucked into the sea: a third of the sea turned to blood.

9A third of the creatures in the sea that were alive kicked the bucket, and a third of the ships got wrecked.

10The third angel blew his trumpet, and a huge star fell from heaven, burning like a lamp, hitting a third of the rivers and the water fountains.

11The star's name was Wormwood, and a third of the waters turned bitter; a lot of people died from the waters 'cause they were nasty.

12The fourth angel blew his trumpet, and a third of the sun, moon, and stars got wrecked; so a third of them went dark, and the day didn’t shine for a third of it, same for the night.

13I saw and heard an angel flying through heaven, yelling loud, "Woe, woe, woe to the earth dwellers 'cause of the other voices from the trumpets of the three angels that are about to blow!"

1And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.

2And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.

3And another angel came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him much incense, that he should offer it with the prayers of all saints upon the golden altar which was before the throne.

4And the smoke of the incense, which came with the prayers of the saints, ascended up before God out of the angel’s hand.

5And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

6And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.

7The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

8And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

9And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

10And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;

11And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

12And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.

13And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!