Gen Z: Revelation 6
1I peeped when the Lamb popped open one of the seals, and I heard this thunderous vibe, one of the four beasts was like, "Come and see, fam."
2I saw a white horse roll up, and the rider had a bow and a crown, and he was out here conquering, no cap.
3When he opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, "Come and see, fr."
4Then out came another red horse, and the rider got the power to snatch peace from the earth, making people go savage on each other with a big sword.
5When he opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, "Come and see." And I checked, and there was a black horse; the rider had some scales in his hand.
6I heard a voice in the mix of the four beasts say, "A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; but don’t mess with the oil and the wine, aight?"
7When he opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth beast say, "Come and see."
8I looked, and there was a pale horse, and the rider's name was Death, with Hell following close behind. They got power over a quarter of the earth to take lives with a sword, hunger, death, and wild beasts.
9When he opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of those who got taken out for the word of God and their testimony.
10They were screaming loud, "How long, O Lord, holy and true, till you judge and get back at those on the earth for our blood?"
11White robes were given to each of them, and they were told to chill for a bit until their homies and bros who were gonna be killed like them were ready.
12I saw when he opened the sixth seal, and there was a massive earthquake; the sun turned black like a sackcloth, and the moon looked like blood, no cap.
13The stars fell from heaven to earth like a fig tree dropping its figs when a strong wind shakes it.
14The heaven rolled away like a scroll, and every mountain and island got moved from their spots, wild.
15The kings of the earth, the big shots, the rich, the top captains, and everyone else hid in the caves and the rocks of the mountains, periodt.
16They told the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us, and hide us from the throne guy and the wrath of the Lamb."
17For the big day of His wrath has come; and who can even stand, fr?