Gen Z: Revelation 19
1After all that, I heard a lit crowd in heaven saying, "Alleluia; Salvation, glory, honor, and power to our God, no cap!"
2For real, his judgments are straight-up righteous; he judged the big sus lady who wrecked the earth with her vibes and avenged his peeps' blood.
3They said it again, "Alleluia!" and her smoke was rising forever, fr.
4The 24 elders and the four beasts dropped down and worshipped God on the throne, saying, "Amen; Alleluia, periodt."
5A voice from the throne popped off, saying, "Praise our God, all his servants, you who fear him, small and great!"
6I heard a massive crowd, like the sound of many waters and thunder, saying, "Alleluia: for the Lord God is goated."
7Let’s be hyped and celebrate, give him honor; the Lamb’s wedding is here, and his bride is ready to roll.
8She got the drip in fine linen, clean and white; that fine linen is the righteousness of the saints, slaps.
9He told me to write, "Blessed are those called to the Lamb's wedding feast." He said, "These are the real-deal sayings of God."
10I fell at his feet to worship him, but he was like, "Nah, don’t do that; I’m just your fellow servant and a bro with the Jesus testimony: worship God, cause that’s the spirit of prophecy."
11I saw heaven open, and there was a white horse; the one sitting on it was called Faithful and True, judging and making war righteously.
12His eyes were like flames, and he had mad crowns on his head; he had a name nobody knew but him, sus.
13He was rocking a vesture dipped in blood, and his name is The Word of God, straight fire.
14The armies in heaven followed him on white horses, dripped in fine linen, white and clean, no cap.
15Out of his mouth came a sharp sword to smash the nations; he’ll rule them with a rod of iron and crush the winepress of God's fierce wrath.
16He had a name on his vesture and thigh, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS, goated.
17I saw an angel standing in the sun, yelling to all the birds flying in heaven, "Come and gather for the feast of the great God!"
18So you can munch on the flesh of kings, captains, mighty men, horses, and all men, both free and bound, small and great, periodt.
19I saw the beast and the kings of the earth with their armies ready to throw down against the one on the horse and his crew.
20The beast got captured, along with the false prophet who did miracles to trick those who took the mark; they both got tossed alive into the fire lake burning with brimstone.
21The rest got taken out by the sword of the one on the horse, and all the birds feasted on their flesh, fr.