Gen Z: Revelation 13
1I was chillin' by the beach and saw this beast pop up from the waves, flexin' seven heads and ten horns, all crowned up and lookin' sus with names of blasphemy.
2The beast I peeped was like a leopard, feet like a bear, and a mouth like a lion; the dragon gave him mad power and a throne, straight up goated.
3I saw one of his heads lookin' all wounded, like it was dead, but then it got healed, and everyone was shook, vibin' after the beast.
4They were lowkey worshipping the dragon that powered up the beast, saying, “Who’s like this beast? Who can even take him on?”
5He got a mouth full of big talk and blasphemies, and was given power to do his thing for 42 months, no cap.
6He opened his mouth to throw shade at God, blaspheming His name and His crib up in heaven.
7He was given the green light to go to battle against the saints and flex over all kinds of people, nations, and languages.
8Everyone on earth will worship him, except those whose names are in the Lamb’s life book, the one slain since day one.
9If you got ears, listen up.
10Whoever leads into captivity is gonna be taken captive; whoever kills with the sword will get the sword too. This is where the patience and faith of the saints pop off.
11I saw another beast rising from the ground, with two horns like a lamb but talking like a dragon, savage vibes.
12He flexes all the power of the first beast and gets everyone on earth to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed, straight up wild.
13He does crazy wonders, making fire drop from heaven to earth right in front of everyone, no cap.
14He tricks everyone living on earth with those miracles he can pull off in front of the beast, telling them to make an image of the beast, the one that had the sword wound and still lived.
15He had the power to give life to the beast's image, so it could talk, and anyone who wouldn’t worship it would be done for.
16He makes everyone, rich or poor, big or small, get a mark on their right hand or forehead, no exceptions.
17No one can buy or sell unless they have the mark, the beast's name, or the number of his name, periodt.
18Here’s the wisdom: let those who get it count the beast's number; it’s the number of a man, and it’s 666, fr.