1Agur, Jakeh's kid, is dropping some prophecy vibes to Ithiel and Ucal, fr.

2No cap, I'm kinda savage compared to anyone, like, my brain's not even on that level.

3I ain't learned wisdom or got that holy knowledge, periodt.

4Who's flexed up to heaven or dropped down? Who's got the wind in their grip? Who's wrapped up the waters? Who set the whole earth? What's his name, and what’s his son’s name? If you know, spill it!

5Every word from God is pure vibes; He’s like a shield for those who trust Him, no cap.

6Don’t add to His words, or He’ll call you out, and you’ll be looking sus.

7I got two requests for you; don’t ghost me on these before I dip:

8Keep the fake stuff and lies far away; don’t hit me with poverty or riches; just give me enough to eat, bet.

9Lest I get too full and act like, "Who’s the Lord?" or be broke and steal, using my God’s name in a sus way.

10Don’t throw shade at a servant in front of their boss, or they might curse you, and you’ll be caught slipping.

11There's a generation that disrespects their dad and doesn't even show love to their mom, fr.

12There's a generation that thinks they're all that, but they're still dirty on the inside, no cap.

13There's a generation with their heads held high, acting all superior, vibes.

14There's a generation whose teeth are like weapons, ready to take down the poor and needy, savage.

15The leech has two daughters, always asking for more. There are three things that are never satisfied, even four that are like, "Nah, we need more":

16The grave, the empty womb, dry land, and fire that just won't chill.

17The eye that disses its dad and won't listen to its mom, the ravens will snatch it out, and the young eagles will feast on it, no cap.

18There are three things that are just too wild for me, and four that leave me shook:

19The way an eagle flies high, the way a snake slithers on a rock, the way a ship sails the sea, and the way a dude vibes with a girl.

20That's how an unfaithful woman rolls; she eats, wipes her mouth, and acts like she’s done nothing wrong, periodt.

21The earth’s low-key stressed about three things, and four it just can’t deal with, fr:

22A servant vibing as a ruler; and a fool just munching on food;

23A cringe woman in a relationship; and a maid who’s got the rizz of her boss.

24Four tiny things that are super wise, no cap:

25Ants may be weak, but they’re preppin’ their snacks in summer;

26Conies are low-key weak, yet they chill in the rocks, smart moves;

27Locusts don’t have a king, but they roll out in squads, savage;

28Spiders grind with their hands and flex in the palaces of kings.

29Three things that are just smooth, and four that look fly while walking:

30A lion, the ultimate beast, not backing down from anything, periodt;

31A greyhound, a he goat, and a king? No cap, you can’t mess with them. Total vibes.

32If you’ve been acting sus or thinking wild thoughts, just chill and cover your mouth, fr.

33For real, churning milk makes butter, and wringing your nose gets you blood; forcing anger just brings drama. Periodt.

1The words of Agur the son of Jakeh, even the prophecy: the man spake unto Ithiel, even unto Ithiel and Ucal,

2Surely I am more brutish than any man, and have not the understanding of a man.

3I neither learned wisdom, nor have the knowledge of the holy.

4Who hath ascended up into heaven, or descended? who hath gathered the wind in his fists? who hath bound the waters in a garment? who hath established all the ends of the earth? what is his name, and what is his son’s name, if thou canst tell?

5Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

6Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

7Two things have I required of thee; deny me them not before I die:

8Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me:

9Lest I be full, and deny thee, and say, Who is the Lord? or lest I be poor, and steal, and take the name of my God in vain.

10Accuse not a servant unto his master, lest he curse thee, and thou be found guilty.

11There is a generation that curseth their father, and doth not bless their mother.

12There is a generation that are pure in their own eyes, and yet is not washed from their filthiness.

13There is a generation, O how lofty are their eyes! and their eyelids are lifted up.

14There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men.

15The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things say not, It is enough:

16The grave; and the barren womb; the earth that is not filled with water; and the fire that saith not, It is enough.

17The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

18There be three things which are too wonderful for me, yea, four which I know not:

19The way of an eagle in the air; the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid.

20Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.

21For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear:

22For a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat;

23For an odious woman when she is married; and an handmaid that is heir to her mistress.

24There be four things which are little upon the earth, but they are exceeding wise:

25The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer;

26The conies are but a feeble folk, yet make they their houses in the rocks;

27The locusts have no king, yet go they forth all of them by bands;

28The spider taketh hold with her hands, and is in kings’ palaces.

29There be three things which go well, yea, four are comely in going:

30A lion which is strongest among beasts, and turneth not away for any;

31A greyhound; an he goat also; and a king, against whom there is no rising up.

32If thou hast done foolishly in lifting up thyself, or if thou hast thought evil, lay thine hand upon thy mouth.

33Surely the churning of milk bringeth forth butter, and the wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood: so the forcing of wrath bringeth forth strife.