Gen Z: Numbers 7
1So, Moses set up the whole tabernacle, blessed it, and made it all holy, like a total vibe check for all the stuff, including the altar and the gear.
2Then the big shots of Israel, like the heads of the fams and tribe leaders, pulled up with their offerings.
3They brought six lit wagons and twelve oxen, a wagon for two of the princes, and each got an ox. They rolled up to the tabernacle with it all.
4And God hit up Moses, saying,
5"Take what they offer so it can be used for the tabernacle service; give it to the Levites, each according to their hustle."
6So, Moses grabbed the wagons and oxen and passed them to the Levites.
7He gave two wagons and four oxen to the sons of Gershon, matching their service level.
8Then four wagons and eight oxen went to the sons of Merari, all according to their service, under Ithamar, Aaron's priest son.
9But the sons of Kohath got nada, 'cause their job was to carry the holy stuff on their shoulders.
10The princes brought their offerings to dedicate the altar on the day it got blessed, like, straight up offering their gifts before the altar.
11God told Moses, "Yo, each prince gotta bring their offering on their day to bless the altar. Periodt."
12First up to offer was Nahshon, Amminadab's kid from the Judah tribe. Big rizz.
13His offering was a silver charger weighing 130 shekels, plus a silver bowl of 70 shekels, both packed with fine flour and oil for a lit meat offering.
14He brought a gold spoon weighing 10 shekels, full of that good incense. Bussin.
15One young bull, one ram, and one lamb for a fire offering. Savage vibes.
16A kid goat for a sin offering, no cap.
17For peace offerings, he brought two oxen, five rams, five he-goats, and five lambs. Nahshon was flexing hard.
18On day two, Nethaneel, Zuar's son from Issachar, stepped up to offer.
19He brought a silver charger weighing 130 shekels and a silver bowl of 70 shekels, both filled with fine flour and oil for a meat offering. Slaps.
20Plus a gold spoon of 10 shekels, full of incense. Goated.
21One young bull, one ram, one lamb for the vibes of a burnt offering:
22One kid goat for a sin offering, no cap:
23And for peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five young lambs: this was Nethaneel's lit offering, son of Zuar.
24On the third day, Eliab, son of Helon, prince of Zebulun, popped off with his offering:
25His offering was one silver charger, weighing a hundred and thirty shekels, one silver bowl of seventy shekels, both filled with fine flour and oil for a meat offering, fr:
26One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense, straight bussin:
27One young bull, one ram, one lamb for a burnt offering, no cap:
28One kid goat for a sin offering, periodt:
29And for peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lambs: this was Eliab's goated offering, son of Helon.
30On the fourth day, Elizur, son of Shedeur, prince of Reuben, did offer:
31His offering was a silver charger weighing a hundred and thirty shekels, a silver bowl of seventy shekels, both filled with fine flour and oil for a meat offering: that's some serious rizz.
32One golden spoon of ten shekels, all about that incense vibe:
33One young bull, one ram, one lamb of the first year for a lit burnt offering:
34One kid of the goats for a sus sin offering:
35For peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he-goats, five lambs of the first year: Elizur the son of Shedeur was poppin' off with this offering.
36On the fifth day, Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai, prince of Simeon, did his thing and offered:
37His offering was a silver charger weighing a hundred and thirty shekels, a silver bowl of seventy shekels, both filled with fine flour and oil for a meat offering: no cap, that's a flex.
38One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of that incense:
39One young bull, one ram, one lamb of the first year for a fire-burnt offering:
40One kid of the goats for a sin offering: straight up.
41For peace vibes, they brought two oxen, five rams, five he goats, and five lambs. Shelumiel, son of Zurishaddai, was on that offering grind.
42On day six, Eliasaph, son of Deuel, prince of Gad's crew, popped off with an offering:
43He brought a silver charger weighing 130 shekels, a silver bowl of 70 shekels, both packed with fine flour and oil. Major meat offering vibes.
44One golden spoon of 10 shekels, fully loaded with incense, no cap.
45One young bull, one ram, and one first-year lamb for that burnt offering grind.
46One kid of the goats for a sin offering, straight up.
47For peace vibes again, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, and five lambs. Eliasaph, son of Deuel, brought that fire offering.
48On the seventh day, Elishama, son of Ammihud, prince of Ephraim's squad, came through with an offering:
49He had a silver charger weighing 130 shekels, a silver bowl of 70 shekels, both filled with fine flour and oil for that meat offering grind.
50One golden spoon of 10 shekels, stacked with incense, fr.
51One young bull, one ram, one lamb, all for a burnt offering, no cap.
52One kid goat for a sin offering, that's the vibe.
53For peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he-goats, five lambs of the first year: this was Elishama’s lit offering.
54On day eight, Gamaliel the son of Pedahzur, the Manasseh squad's prince, popped off.
55His offering? One silver charger weighing 130 shekels, one silver bowl of 70 shekels, both loaded with fine flour and oil for a meat offering, fr.
56One golden spoon of ten shekels, packed with incense, that’s bussin’.
57Another young bull, one ram, one lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, you feel?
58One kid goat for a sin offering, straight up.
59For peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he-goats, five lambs of the first year: this was Gamaliel's goated offering.
60On day nine, Abidan the son of Gideoni, prince of the Benjamin crew, offered up, periodt.
61His offering was one silver charger, weighing 130 shekels, one silver bowl of 70 shekels, both full of fine flour mixed with oil for a meat offering. No cap, that’s some serious rizz.
62One golden spoon of 10 shekels, packed with incense, straight bussin.
63One young bull, one ram, one lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, vibin’ hard.
64One kid of the goats for a sin offering, savage move.
65For peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he-goats, five lambs of the first year: this was Abidan’s lit offering, son of Gideoni.
66On the tenth day, Ahiezer son of Ammishaddai, the prince of Dan, popped off with his offering.
67His offering was one silver charger, 130 shekels, one silver bowl of 70 shekels, both full of fine flour mixed with oil for a meat offering. Periodt.
68One golden spoon of 10 shekels, full of incense, vibes all around.
69One young bull, one ram, one lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, straight fire.
70One kid of the goats for a sin offering, no cap.
71For peace offerings, they brought two oxen, five rams, five he goats, and five young lambs. Ahiezer was flexing with that offering, no cap.
72On day eleven, Pagiel from Asher pulled up with his offering, straight up lit.
73He brought a silver charger weighing 130 shekels, a silver bowl of 70 shekels, both packed with fine flour and oil. That meat offering was bussin'.
74A golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense that was just vibing.
75One young bull, one ram, and one young lamb for the burnt offering. Total rizz move.
76One kid goat for a sin offering, keeping it real.
77For peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, and five young lambs. Pagiel was serving it up, fr.
78On day twelve, Ahira from Naphtali came through with his offering, periodt.
79He had a silver charger weighing 130 shekels, a silver bowl of 70 shekels, both filled with fine flour and oil. That meat offering was straight fire.
80A golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense that was poppin'.
81One young bull, one ram, one lit lamb for the burn vibes:
82One kid goat for the sin offering, no cap:
83For peace offerings, two oxen, five rams, five he goats, five lit lambs: this was Ahira the son of Enan's offering, fr.
84This was the altar's dedication day, when it got anointed, by the Israel squad: twelve silver chargers, twelve silver bowls, twelve gold spoons, periodt.
85Each silver charger weighed a hundred and thirty shekels, each bowl seventy: all the silver weighed two thousand four hundred shekels, after the sanctuary vibes.
86The twelve gold spoons were full of incense, weighing ten shekels each, after the sanctuary shekel: all the gold was a hundred and twenty shekels, bet.
87All the oxen for the burnt offering were twelve bullocks, twelve rams, twelve lit lambs, plus their meat offerings: and twelve kid goats for the sin offering, savage.
88For peace offerings, there were twenty-four bullocks, sixty rams, sixty he goats, and sixty lit lambs. This was the altar's dedication after it got anointed, no cap.
89When Moses went into the tabernacle to chat with God, he heard a voice from the mercy seat on the ark, between the cherubs: and He spoke to him, fr.