Gen Z: Numbers 29
1On the seventh month, first day vibes, it’s a holy meet-up; no work allowed, just trumpet blowing, fam.
2Bring a lit burnt offering to the Lord; one young bull, one ram, and seven flawless lambs—bussin’ aroma.
3Their meat offering? Flour mixed with oil, three tenths for a bull and two tenths for a ram, no cap.
4One tenth for each lamb, keeping it consistent with the seven lambs, fr.
5And toss in a goat for a sin offering to make things right, periodt.
6Besides the monthly burnt offering and the daily grind, bring the meat and drink offerings for that sweet vibe to the Lord.
7On the tenth day of this seventh month, it’s another holy convocation; feel the feels, no work allowed.
8Bring a burnt offering to the Lord for that sweet aroma; one young bull, one ram, and seven perfect lambs, no flaws.
9Their meat offering is flour with oil, three tenths for a bull and two tenths for a ram, you know the drill.
10Just one tenth for each lamb, keeping it real with the seven lambs, fam.
11One kid of the goats for a sin offering; plus the atonement vibes, the ongoing burnt offering, and the meat offering, all with their drink offerings, no cap.
12On the fifteenth of the seventh month, it’s a holy gathering; no work allowed, just a feast for the Lord for seven days, periodt.
13You gotta bring a burnt offering, fire it up for the Lord; thirteen young bullocks, two rams, and fourteen flawless lambs, that’s lit.
14The meat offering? Just flour mixed with oil, three-tenths for each bullock, and two-tenths for each of the rams, fr.
15And a tenth deal for each of the fourteen lambs, that’s how we do it.
16One kid of the goats for a sin offering; plus the ongoing burnt offering, his meat offering, and drink offering, all good vibes.
17On the second day, bring twelve young bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs, all flawless, that’s how we pop off.
18Their meat and drink offerings for the bullocks, rams, and lambs gotta match their numbers, just like we do it.
19One kid of the goats for a sin offering; plus the ongoing burnt offering, meat offering, and their drink offerings, no cap.
20On the third day, bring eleven bullocks, two rams, and fourteen flawless lambs, keeping it fresh.
21Their meat and drink offerings for the bulls, rams, and lambs gotta match the squad size, no cap.
22One goat for a sin offering, plus that ongoing burnt offering, meat, and drink vibes.
23On day four, it’s ten bulls, two rams, and fourteen flawless lambs, straight fire.
24Their meat and drink offerings for the bulls, rams, and lambs gotta match the squad size, no cap.
25One kid goat for a sin offering, plus that ongoing burnt offering, meat, and drink vibes.
26On day five, it’s nine bulls, two rams, and fourteen flawless lambs, straight fire.
27Their meat and drink offerings for the bulls, rams, and lambs gotta match the squad size, no cap.
28One goat for a sin offering, plus that ongoing burnt offering, meat, and drink vibes.
29On day six, it’s eight bulls, two rams, and fourteen flawless lambs, straight fire.
30Their meat and drink offerings for the bulls, rams, and lambs gotta match the squad size, no cap.
31One goat for sin vibes, plus the usual burnt offering, meat, and drink offerings, no cap.
32On day seven, bring seven bulls, two rams, and fourteen flawless lambs, all lit.
33Their meat and drink offerings for the bulls, rams, and lambs gotta match the numbers, periodt.
34One goat for sin vibes again, plus the burnt offering, meat, and drink offerings, no cap.
35On the eighth day, throw a solemn assembly, no work allowed, fam.
36Bring a burnt offering, fire sacrifice with sweet vibes to the Lord: one bull, one ram, seven perfect lambs.
37Their meat and drink offerings for the bull, ram, and lambs gotta match the numbers, fr.
38One goat for sin vibes again, plus the continual burnt offering, meat, and drink offerings, no cap.
39Do all this for the Lord during your feasts, plus your vows and freewill offerings, for burnt, meat, drink, and peace offerings.
40Moses dropped all this info to the Israelites as the Lord commanded, straight up.