Gen Z: Nehemiah 7
1So, the wall was built, doors were set up, and I had my crew of porters, singers, and Levites ready to pop off.
2I gave my bro Hanani and Hananiah, the palace boss, the keys to Jerusalem 'cause he was a real one, feared God like no cap.
3I told them, "Don’t open the gates of Jerusalem until it’s lit outside; while we chill, keep those doors locked and set up watchers by their houses."
4The city was huge and dope, but the peeps were few, and the houses were still a work in progress.
5My God dropped it in my heart to gather the nobles and rulers so we could flex our family trees. Found a list of the OGs who rolled up first.
6These are the kids from the province who bounced back from captivity, carried off by Nebuchadnezzar, now back in Jerusalem and Judah, each to their own crib.
7They rolled up with Zerubbabel, Jeshua, Nehemiah, and the squad: Azariah, Raamiah, Nahamani, Mordecai, Bilshan, Mispereth, Bigvai, Nehum, Baanah. The crew count from Israel was lit.
8The kids of Parosh, two thousand one hundred seventy-two.
9The kids of Shephatiah, three hundred seventy-two.
10The kids of Arah, six hundred fifty-two.
11The crew of Pahath–moab, from Jeshua and Joab, total vibe check: 2,818.
12The squad from Elam, just 1,254, no cap.
13The fam from Zattu, rolling in with 845.
14The gang from Zaccai, 763 strong, pop off!
15The peeps from Binnui, 648 deep, fr.
16The homies from Bebai, 628 in the mix.
17The crew from Azgad, 2,322, that's bussin'.
18The squad from Adonikam, 667, lit.
19The fam from Bigvai, 2,067, savage vibes.
20The crew from Adin, 655, straight up.
21The squad of Ater from Hezekiah, like 98 strong.
22The crew from Hashum, rollin' in at 328.
23The fam of Bezai, pulling up with 324.
24The gang from Hariph, just 112 deep.
25The homies from Gibeon, chillin' at 95.
26The dudes from Beth–lehem and Netophah, 108 vibes.
27The guys from Anathoth, hitting 128.
28The fellas from Beth–azmaveth, just 42.
29The crew from Kirjath–jearim, Chephirah, and Beeroth, a solid 743.
30The boys from Ramah and Geba, rolling 621 deep.
31The squad from Michmas, 122 strong.
32The crew from Beth-el and Ai, 123 deep.
33The peeps from the other Nebo, 52 in total.
34The fam from the other Elam, 1,254 vibes.
35The kids from Harim, 320.
36The homies from Jericho, 345.
37The gang from Lod, Hadid, and Ono, 721.
38The squad from Senaah, 3,930, no cap.
39The priests: the kids of Jedaiah, from Jeshua’s house, 973.
40The crew from Immer, 1,052 strong.
41The kids of Pashur, like 1,247 of 'em. That's wild.
42The kids of Harim, just 1,017. No cap.
43The Levites: Jeshua's crew, Kadmiel's squad, and Hodevah's fam, 74 strong.
44The singers: Asaph's crew, 148 vibin' hard.
45The porters: Shallum's fam, Ater's squad, Talmon's peeps, Akkub's crew, Hatita's gang, Shobai's homies, 138 total.
46The Nethinims: Ziha's kids, Hashupha's squad, Tabbaoth's crew, all chillin'.
47The kids of Keros, Sia, and Padon, just hangin' out.
48The kids of Lebana, Hagaba, and Shalmai, keepin' it real.
49The kids of Hanan, Giddel, and Gahar, rollin' deep.
50The kids of Reaiah, Rezin, and Nekoda, just livin' life.
51The squad from Gazzam, the crew from Uzza, and the homies from Phaseah, fr, they’re all here.
52The fam from Besai, the peeps from Meunim, and the gang from Nephishesim, no cap.
53The crew from Bakbuk, the squad from Hakupha, and the tribe from Harhur, straight vibin’.
54The crew from Bazlith, the fam from Mehida, and the homies from Harsha, all in.
55The squad from Barkos, the peeps from Sisera, and the crew from Tamah, this is lit.
56The fam from Neziah and the crew from Hatipha, pulling up.
57The squad of Solomon’s crew: the peeps from Sotai, the homies from Sophereth, and the crew from Perida, no cap.
58The fam from Jaala, the squad from Darkon, and the crew from Giddel, pop off.
59The crew from Shephatiah, the fam from Hattil, the squad from Pochereth of Zebaim, and the homies from Amon, all together.
60All the Nethinims and Solomon’s squad? That’s three hundred ninety-two, periodt.
61So there were peeps who rolled up from Tel-melah, Tel-haresha, Cherub, Addon, and Immer, but they couldn't flex their fam tree or prove they were Israel, no cap.
62The squad of Delaiah, Tobiah, and Nekoda came through, totaling six hundred forty-two, lit.
63And for the priests: Habaiah, Koz, and Barzillai’s crew, one of them wifed up a daughter of Barzillai the Gileadite, and they were called by that name, fr.
64These peeps tried to find their names in the fam tree, but it was a no-show: so they were considered sus and kicked from the priesthood.
65The Tirshatha told them they couldn’t munch on the holy stuff until a priest with Urim and Thummim showed up, periodt.
66The whole squad added up to forty-two thousand three hundred sixty, you feel?
67Plus their servants, which were seven thousand three hundred thirty-seven, and they had two hundred forty-five singers, both guys and gals, bussin.
68They had seven hundred thirty-six horses and two hundred forty-five mules, chillin’.
69Their camels were four hundred thirty-five, and there were six thousand seven hundred twenty donkeys, no cap.
70Some of the top dogs threw down for the work. The Tirshatha dropped a thousand drams of gold, fifty basons, and five hundred thirty priest fits.
71Some of the big dogs dropped twenty thousand drams of gold and two thousand two hundred pounds of silver for the grind. Total vibes.
72The rest of the squad gave twenty thousand drams of gold, two thousand pounds of silver, and sixty-seven priest fits. That's lit.
73So the priests, Levites, porters, singers, and the whole crew were chilling in their cities; when the seventh month hit, the fam was all settled in. No cap.