Gen Z: Nehemiah 4
1So like, when Sanballat heard we were building the wall, he was mad, like big mad, and started roasting the Jews.
2He was like, "What are these weak Jews doing? You think they can build themselves up? Sacrifice? Finish it all in a day? Revive those charred stones from the trash?"
3And Tobiah the Ammonite was there too, and he was like, "If a fox climbs that wall, it's gonna fall down, no cap."
4Yo, God, listen up; we’re getting clowned on: turn their shade back on them and let them be prey in captivity, fr.
5Don’t let their wrongs slide, and don’t let their sins be forgotten, 'cause they’ve made You mad in front of the builders.
6So we built the wall, and it was all coming together halfway, 'cause the people were totally vibing to work.
7But then Sanballat, Tobiah, the Arabs, Ammonites, and Ashdodites heard that Jerusalem’s walls were getting fixed, and they were super mad.
8They all teamed up to come and throw down against Jerusalem and mess with it.
9But we prayed to our God and kept watch day and night, 'cause of them, periodt.
10Judah was like, "The workers are tired, and there’s a ton of junk; we can’t build the wall, it’s sus."
11Our enemies said, "They won’t see us coming until we’re right there to take them out and stop the work."
12Then the Jews living near them came and warned us ten times, "From every direction, they’re coming for you!"
13So I set people in the low spots behind the wall and on the high places, like, "Grab your swords, spears, and bows!"
14I looked, stood up, and told the nobles, rulers, and everyone, "Don’t be scared; remember the Lord, He’s lit, and fight for your fam!"
15When our enemies heard we knew what was up and God messed up their plans, we all went back to the wall and got to work.
16From that point on, half my crew worked while the other half held spears, shields, and bows, with the leaders backing Judah.
17Those building the wall and carrying loads, everyone had one hand working and the other hand holding a weapon, straight up.
18Every builder had his sword on his side while building, and the dude blowing the trumpet was right next to me.
19I told the nobles, rulers, and everyone, "The work is huge, and we’re spread out on the wall, so keep your heads up."
20Wherever you hear the trumpet sound, come to us; our God will fight for us, no cap.
21So we worked hard: half of them held spears from morning till the stars showed up.
22I also told the people, "Let everyone and their servants stay in Jerusalem at night to guard us, and work during the day."
23So none of us, not me, my bros, my crew, or the guards, took off our clothes, except to wash them, fr.