Gen Z: Micah 1
1The word from the Lord hits Micah the Morasthite during the reigns of Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah, and he sees some wild stuff about Samaria and Jerusalem.
2Yo, listen up everyone; earth, you too: let the Lord God be the ultimate witness against you, straight from His holy spot.
3For real, the Lord is coming out of His place, about to step down and vibe on the high spots of the earth.
4The mountains gonna melt under Him, and the valleys are gonna split like wax in the fire, just like water pouring down a steep hill.
5All this is 'cause of Jacob's mess-ups and the sins of Israel. What’s Jacob’s transgression? Isn’t it Samaria? And what about Judah's high places? Aren't they Jerusalem?
6So I'm gonna turn Samaria into a heap of fields and vineyard vibes; I’ll drop the stones into the valley and show the foundations.
7All the carved images gonna be smashed, their paychecks gonna burn up, and all the idols gonna get wrecked: she got them from a harlot's pay, and they'll go back to that.
8So I'm gonna wail and howl, going stripped and bare: my mourning gonna sound like dragons and owls.
9Her wound is straight-up unhealable; it's hit Judah; he’s come to the gate of my people, even Jerusalem.
10Don't spill the tea at Gath, no tears allowed: in Aphrah, roll around in the dirt.
11Bounce, Saphir peeps, with your shame on display: Zaanan didn’t show up for the mourning of Beth-ezel; he’s getting what’s due from you.
12The Maroth folks were waiting for good vibes, but evil dropped in from the Lord at the gate of Jerusalem.
13Yo, Lachish peeps, tie that chariot to the fast beast: she’s the start of the sin for Zion’s daughter; Israel’s transgressions were found in you.
14So you gotta send gifts to Moresheth-gath: the houses of Achzib gonna be a total lie to Israel's kings.
15But I’ll still bring an heir to you, Mareshah dwellers: he’s gonna roll into Adullam, the glory of Israel.
16Go bald and mourn for your fancy kids; make that baldness fly like an eagle; they’ve been taken captive from you.