Gen Z: Matthew 3
1In those days, John the Baptist was out here preaching in the wilds of Judea, no cap.
2He was like, "Y'all need to repent, the kingdom of heaven is pulling up."
3For this is the dude the prophet Esaias was talking about, saying, "A voice in the wilderness is prepping the way for the Lord, make those paths straight."
4John was rocking camel hair fits and a leather belt, munching on locusts and wild honey, vibing hard.
5Then everyone from Jerusalem and all Judea, plus the Jordan area, rolled out to see him.
6They were getting baptized in the Jordan, confessing all their sins, fr.
7But when he peeped the Pharisees and Sadducees coming to his baptism, he was like, "Yo, you snake squad, who told you to bounce from the wrath coming?"
8Bring those good vibes and fruits that show you're really about that repentance life.
9And don't think you can flex on me saying, "Abraham is our dad," 'cause God can raise up kids from these stones, periodt.
10And now the axe is ready at the roots of the trees; every tree that ain't producing good fruit is getting chopped down and tossed into the fire, no cap.
11I'm just baptizing you with water for repentance, but the one coming after me is way more lit; I'm not even worthy to carry his kicks; he’ll baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.
12His fan's in his hand, and he’s about to clean up his floor, gathering the wheat, but the chaff is getting burned up with fire that can't be quenched.
13Then Jesus rolled up from Galilee to Jordan to get baptized by John, no cap.
14But John was like, "Nah, I need to be baptized by you; why you coming to me?"
15And Jesus was like, "Let it be this way for now; we gotta fulfill all righteousness." Then John was chill with it.
16And when Jesus got baptized, he came up outta the water and the heavens opened up; he saw the Spirit of God coming down like a dove, lighting on him, straight vibes.
17And a voice from heaven was like, "This is my beloved Son, and I’m super pleased with him."