Matthew 1

Gen Z: Matthew 1

1This is the fam tree of Jesus, the ultimate vibe check, son of David, son of Abraham.

2Abraham had Isaac; Isaac had Jacob; Jacob had Judas and his crew, no cap.

3Judas had Phares and Zara from Thamar; Phares had Esrom; Esrom had Aram, lit.

4Aram had Aminadab; Aminadab had Naasson; Naasson had Salmon, fr.

5Salmon had Booz with Rachab; Booz had Obed with Ruth; Obed had Jesse, periodt.

6Jesse had King David; David had Solomon with the wifey of Urias, goated.

7Solomon had Roboam; Roboam had Abia; Abia had Asa, savage.

8Asa had Josaphat; Josaphat had Joram; Joram had Ozias, no cap.

9Ozias had Joatham; Joatham had Achaz; Achaz had Ezekias, for real.

10Ezekias had Manasses; Manasses had Amon; Amon had Josias, lit.

11Josias had Jechonias and his crew when they got taken to Babylon, sus.

12After they hit Babylon, Jechonias had Salathiel; Salathiel had Zorobabel, bet.

13Zorobabel had Abiud; Abiud had Eliakim; Eliakim had Azor, pop off.

14Azor had Sadoc; Sadoc had Achim; Achim had Eliud, fr.

15Eliud had Eleazar; Eleazar had Matthan; Matthan had Jacob, no cap.

16Jacob had Joseph, the hubby of Mary, and she birthed Jesus, who’s called Christ.

17So all the fam from Abraham to David is 14 generations; from David to Babylon is 14; from Babylon to Christ is 14, lit.

18Now, the birth of Jesus was like this: Mary was engaged to Joseph, and she was already preggo with the Holy Ghost, fr.

19Joseph, being a chill dude, didn’t wanna expose her, so he thought about keeping it low-key.

20But while he was thinking, an angel popped up in a dream, saying, “Joseph, son of David, don’t sweat it, take Mary as your wife; what’s in her is from the Holy Ghost.”

21She’s gonna have a son, and you’re naming him JESUS: he’s here to save his peeps from their sins, no cap.

22All this went down to fulfill what the Lord said through the prophet, periodt.

23Yo, a virgin’s gonna have a kid and call him Emmanuel, which means God’s with us, lit.

24Then Joseph woke up and did what the angel said, taking Mary as his wifey.

25He didn’t know her until she had her firstborn son, and he named him JESUS, goated.

KJV: Matthew 1

1The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

2Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

3And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

4And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

5And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

6And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;

7And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

8And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

9And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

10And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

11And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:

12And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

13And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

14And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

15And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

16And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

17So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.

18Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

19Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily.

20But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.

21And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.

22Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying,

23Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.

24Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife:

25And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.

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