Gen Z: Matthew 1
1This is the fam tree of Jesus, the ultimate vibe check, son of David, son of Abraham.
2Abraham had Isaac; Isaac had Jacob; Jacob had Judas and his crew, no cap.
3Judas had Phares and Zara from Thamar; Phares had Esrom; Esrom had Aram, lit.
4Aram had Aminadab; Aminadab had Naasson; Naasson had Salmon, fr.
5Salmon had Booz with Rachab; Booz had Obed with Ruth; Obed had Jesse, periodt.
6Jesse had King David; David had Solomon with the wifey of Urias, goated.
7Solomon had Roboam; Roboam had Abia; Abia had Asa, savage.
8Asa had Josaphat; Josaphat had Joram; Joram had Ozias, no cap.
9Ozias had Joatham; Joatham had Achaz; Achaz had Ezekias, for real.
10Ezekias had Manasses; Manasses had Amon; Amon had Josias, lit.
11Josias had Jechonias and his crew when they got taken to Babylon, sus.
12After they hit Babylon, Jechonias had Salathiel; Salathiel had Zorobabel, bet.
13Zorobabel had Abiud; Abiud had Eliakim; Eliakim had Azor, pop off.
14Azor had Sadoc; Sadoc had Achim; Achim had Eliud, fr.
15Eliud had Eleazar; Eleazar had Matthan; Matthan had Jacob, no cap.
16Jacob had Joseph, the hubby of Mary, and she birthed Jesus, who’s called Christ.
17So all the fam from Abraham to David is 14 generations; from David to Babylon is 14; from Babylon to Christ is 14, lit.
18Now, the birth of Jesus was like this: Mary was engaged to Joseph, and she was already preggo with the Holy Ghost, fr.
19Joseph, being a chill dude, didn’t wanna expose her, so he thought about keeping it low-key.
20But while he was thinking, an angel popped up in a dream, saying, “Joseph, son of David, don’t sweat it, take Mary as your wife; what’s in her is from the Holy Ghost.”
21She’s gonna have a son, and you’re naming him JESUS: he’s here to save his peeps from their sins, no cap.
22All this went down to fulfill what the Lord said through the prophet, periodt.
23Yo, a virgin’s gonna have a kid and call him Emmanuel, which means God’s with us, lit.
24Then Joseph woke up and did what the angel said, taking Mary as his wifey.
25He didn’t know her until she had her firstborn son, and he named him JESUS, goated.