1So, on the second chill day after the first, Jesus and his crew were vibing in the cornfields, munching on some corn and rubbin' it in their hands.

2Some of the Pharisees were like, "Why y'all breakin' the rules on the sabbath?"

3Jesus was like, "Y'all ever peep what David did when he was starving with his squad?"

4"He rolled up into God's house, snagged the shewbread, and shared it with his homies. Only priests are supposed to eat that, no cap."

5"Just so you know, the Son of Man is the boss of the sabbath too."

6Then, on another sabbath, Jesus popped into the synagogue to teach, and there was this dude with a messed up hand.

7The scribes and Pharisees were watching him, hoping to catch him slipping on the sabbath.

8But Jesus knew what they were thinking and told the guy with the withered hand, "Get up and stand in the middle." And he did.

9Jesus asked them, "Is it cool to do good or evil on the sabbath? To save a life or to mess it up?"

10He looked around at everyone and said to the guy, "Stretch out your hand." He did, and it was all good, just like the other one.

11They were totally losing it and were like, "What we gonna do to Jesus?"

12So, he bounced to the mountain to pray, and was vibing all night with God.

13When the sun came up, he called his squad, picked twelve, and named them apostles;

14Simon, aka Peter, Andrew his bro, James and John, Philip and Bartholomew,

15Matthew and Thomas, James the son of Alpheus, and Simon, who’s called Zelotes,

16And Judas, James' bro, plus Judas Iscariot, the one who betrayed him.

17He came down with them, stood on the flat ground, surrounded by his crew and a huge crowd from all over Judea and Jerusalem, even peeps from the coast of Tyre and Sidon, just trying to hear him and get healed;

18And those who were struggling with unclean spirits got healed.

19The whole crowd was trying to touch him, 'cause power was flowing outta him and healing everyone.

20He looked at his disciples and said, "Blessed are the poor, 'cause the kingdom of God is yours."

21Blessed are those who are hungry now, 'cause you're gonna be fed. Blessed are those who cry now, 'cause soon you'll be laughing, fr.

22Blessed are you when people throw shade at you, ghost you, and call you sus, just 'cause of the Son of Man.

23Pop off and rejoice on that day, jump for joy, 'cause your reward is lit in heaven, just like how their fam treated the prophets.

24But like, woe to you rich peeps! You've already got your vibes.

25Woe to you who are full! You're gonna be hungry. Woe to you who are laughing now! You're gonna be mourning and crying, no cap.

26Woe to you when everyone says you’re the GOAT! That's how their fam treated the false prophets.

27But I’m telling you, if you hear this, love your haters and do good to those who don’t vibe with you.

28Bless those who throw shade at you and pray for those who use you, periodt.

29If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer them the other; if they take your drip, don’t sweat it, let them take your coat too.

30Give to everyone who asks you, and if they take your stuff, don’t even trip about it.

31Treat others how you wanna be treated, fam. It's a whole vibe.

32If you only love those who love you back, what’s the point? Even sinners do that, no cap.

33If you’re nice to those who are nice to you, what’s the flex? Sinners do the same, fr.

34If you lend to people hoping they’ll pay you back, what’s the move? Sinners do that too, just saying.

35But for real, love your haters, do good, and lend without expecting anything back; your blessings will be lit, and you’ll be like the Most High, who’s chill with everyone, even the sus ones.

36Be merciful, just like your Father is all about that mercy life.

37Don’t judge, and you won’t get judged; don’t condemn, and you won’t get condemned; just forgive, and you’ll be forgiven, periodt.

38Give, and it’ll come back to you; good measure, pressed down, and overflowing, people will hook you up. The way you measure it out is how it’s coming back to you, bet.

39He told them a story: Can the blind lead the blind? They both gonna fall, no doubt.

40A disciple ain’t above their teacher, but if you’re on your grind, you’ll be just like your teacher, for real.

41Why you trippin' over the speck in your bro's eye but can't see the beam in your own? Sus vibes.

42How you gonna tell your bro, "Yo, let me get that speck outta your eye," when you can't even see the beam in yours? Total hypocrite, deal with your own first, then you can help him out, fr.

43A good tree ain't gonna drop bad fruit; just like a bad tree ain't gonna pop out good fruit, no cap.

44Every tree's known by its fruit. You ain't gonna find figs on thorns or grapes on a bramble bush, periodt.

45A good dude pulls from the good stuff in his heart and brings out good vibes; an evil dude pulls from the bad stuff and brings out that negativity: what’s in the heart, spills out the mouth, no cap.

46Why you calling me, "Lord, Lord," but not vibing with what I say? That's sus.

47Whoever rolls up to me, listens to my words, and actually does them, I’ll show you what they’re like:

48They’re like a dude who built a house, dug deep, and laid the foundation on rock: when the flood hits, that house stands strong, 'cause it’s built on solid ground, lit.

49But the one who hears and doesn’t do is like a dude who builds a house on the sand; when the flood comes, that thing crashes hard, and the wreckage is no joke.

1And it came to pass on the second sabbath after the first, that he went through the corn fields; and his disciples plucked the ears of corn, and did eat, rubbing them in their hands.

2And certain of the Pharisees said unto them, Why do ye that which is not lawful to do on the sabbath days?

3And Jesus answering them said, Have ye not read so much as this, what David did, when himself was an hungred, and they which were with him;

4How he went into the house of God, and did take and eat the shewbread, and gave also to them that were with him; which it is not lawful to eat but for the priests alone?

5And he said unto them, That the Son of man is Lord also of the sabbath.

6And it came to pass also on another sabbath, that he entered into the synagogue and taught: and there was a man whose right hand was withered.

7And the scribes and Pharisees watched him, whether he would heal on the sabbath day; that they might find an accusation against him.

8But he knew their thoughts, and said to the man which had the withered hand, Rise up, and stand forth in the midst. And he arose and stood forth.

9Then said Jesus unto them, I will ask you one thing; Is it lawful on the sabbath days to do good, or to do evil? to save life, or to destroy it?

10And looking round about upon them all, he said unto the man, Stretch forth thy hand. And he did so: and his hand was restored whole as the other.

11And they were filled with madness; and communed one with another what they might do to Jesus.

12And it came to pass in those days, that he went out into a mountain to pray, and continued all night in prayer to God.

13And when it was day, he called unto him his disciples: and of them he chose twelve, whom also he named apostles;

14Simon, (whom he also named Peter,) and Andrew his brother, James and John, Philip and Bartholomew,

15Matthew and Thomas, James the son of Alpheus, and Simon called Zelotes,

16And Judas the brother of James, and Judas Iscariot, which also was the traitor.

17And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people out of all Judea and Jerusalem, and from the sea coast of Tyre and Sidon, which came to hear him, and to be healed of their diseases;

18And they that were vexed with unclean spirits: and they were healed.

19And the whole multitude sought to touch him: for there went virtue out of him, and healed them all.

20And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.

21Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.

22Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man’s sake.

23Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.

24But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation.

25Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep.

26Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.

27But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,

28Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.

29And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

30Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again.

31And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.

32For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for sinners also love those that love them.

33And if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same.

34And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.

35But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.

36Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.

37Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

38Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.

39And he spake a parable unto them, Can the blind lead the blind? shall they not both fall into the ditch?

40The disciple is not above his master: but every one that is perfect shall be as his master.

41And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

42Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother’s eye.

43For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

44For every tree is known by his own fruit. For of thorns men do not gather figs, nor of a bramble bush gather they grapes.

45A good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil: for of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.

46And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

47Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like:

48He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock.

49But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that without a foundation built an house upon the earth; against which the stream did beat vehemently, and immediately it fell; and the ruin of that house was great.