1The feast of unleavened bread was coming up, also known as the Passover. Major vibes.

2The top dogs and scholars were plotting on how to take him out 'cause they were sus of the crowd.

3Then Satan slid into Judas, aka Iscariot, one of the twelve. Not cool, fam.

4He bounced and chatted with the chief priests and captains about how to betray him. Savage move.

5They were hyped and made a deal to give him cash. Bussin'!

6He promised and was looking for a way to betray him when no one was watching. No cap.

7Then the day of unleavened bread came, and it was time to slay the Passover lamb. Lit.

8He sent Peter and John, saying, "Go prep the Passover so we can eat."

9They asked him, "Where do you want us to set it up?"

10He said, "When you get into the city, you'll see a dude with a pitcher of water; just follow him to the house he goes into."

11Yo, tell the homie of the crib, the Master’s like, “Where’s the spot for the Passover meal with my crew?”

12He’s gonna show you a dope upper room all set up: get it ready, fam.

13They rolled out and found it just like he said: they prepped for the Passover, no cap.

14When the time hit, he sat down with the twelve apostles, vibing together.

15He told them, “I’m so hyped to eat this Passover with you before I take the L.”

16For real, I’m not gonna eat again till it’s all lit in the kingdom of God.

17He grabbed the cup, gave thanks, and said, “Take this, and share it with each other, fam.”

18For real, I won’t sip from the vine again until the kingdom of God shows up.

19He took the bread, gave thanks, broke it, and said, “This is my body given for you: do this to remember me, fr.”

20Then he did the same with the cup after dinner, saying, “This cup is the new deal in my blood, which is spilled for you, periodt.”

21Yo, check it, the dude who's gonna betray me is right here chillin' at the table.

22For real, the Son of Man is gonna dip, just like it was meant to be. But dang, that dude who betrays him is in for some bad vibes!

23They started vibin' and asking each other who’s gonna be the one to pull this move.

24Plus, they were lowkey fighting about who’s the GOAT among them.

25He was like, "The kings of the non-Jews flex their power, and the ones in charge get called benefactors, no cap."

26But y'all ain't about that life: the biggest flex should be like the youngest, and the top dog should serve, fr.

27Like, who’s more important, the one chillin' at the table or the one serving? It’s obviously the one at the table, but I'm here serving, periodt.

28You guys have stuck with me through all my struggles, no lie.

29And I’m handing you a kingdom, just like my Dad did for me;

30So you can eat and drink at my table in my kingdom, and sit on thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel.

31Yo, the Lord was like, "Simon, Simon, peep this, Satan's tryna vibe check you and sift you like wheat."

32But I prayed for you, so your faith ain't gonna flop: when you bounce back, help your crew out.

33Peter was like, "Bet, I’m down to roll with you, even if it means jail or death."

34Jesus was like, "No cap, Peter, the rooster ain't gonna crow today before you deny me three times."

35He asked them, "When I sent you out with no cash or bags, did you miss anything?" They replied, "Nah, we good."

36Then he said, "But now, if you got cash, take it, and if you don’t have a sword, sell your drip and cop one."

37For real, what’s written about me has to go down, 'cause I’m counted with the rebels: my story’s gotta wrap up.

38They said, "Lord, check it, we got two swords here." And he was like, "That’s enough, fam."

39He dipped out to the Mount of Olives, and his squad followed him, no doubt.

40When he got there, he told them, "Pray so you don’t get caught up in temptation."

41He dipped away from them, like a stone's throw, knelt down, and started praying, no cap.

42He was like, "Father, if you’re down, take this cup away from me; but fr, not my vibe, but yours, periodt."

43Then an angel popped up from heaven, boosting him up.

44He was in major struggle mode, praying harder, and his sweat was like blood drops hitting the ground, savage.

45When he got up from praying and found his squad sleeping, they were all bummed out.

46He said, "Why y’all sleeping? Wake up and pray, or you’ll get hit with temptation."

47While he was still talking, a whole crowd showed up, and Judas, one of the twelve, was rolling up to Jesus to give him a kiss.

48Jesus looked at him and said, "Judas, you gonna betray the Son of Man with a kiss? That's sus."

49When the crew around him saw what was about to go down, they asked, "Lord, should we pop off with the sword?"

50One of them straight up hit the servant of the high priest and chopped off his right ear, no cap.

51And Jesus was like, "Chill for now," then he touched the dude's ear and healed him, no cap.

52Then Jesus called out the chief priests and the temple squad, like, "Y’all rollin' up on me like I’m a thief with all these weapons?"

53When I was vibing with you in the temple, y’all didn’t lay a finger on me; but now it’s your time, and darkness is lit.

54So they took him, led him away, and brought him to the high priest’s crib. Peter was lowkey following from a distance.

55They started a fire in the hall, all chilling together, and Peter joined them, trying to blend in.

56Then a girl peeped him by the fire, looked hard at him, and said, "This dude was with him too."

57But he was like, "Nah fam, I don’t know him."

58A little later, another person spotted him and said, "You’re one of them." Peter replied, "Bruh, I’m not."

59About an hour later, someone else confidently said, "For real, this guy was with him; he’s definitely a Galilean."

60And Peter was like, "Man, I don’t even know what you’re talking about." And right after he said that, the rooster crowed.

61Then the Lord turned and peeped at Peter. Peter was shook and remembered what Jesus said, "Before the rooster crows, you’re gonna deny me three times. No cap."

62Peter dipped out and cried hard, like, it was rough.

63The dudes holding Jesus were straight up roasting him and hitting him.

64They blindfolded him, smacked him in the face, and were like, "Prophesy, who just hit you?"

65They said a bunch of wild stuff against him, just straight-up blasphemy.

66When day hit, the elders, chief priests, and scribes gathered up and brought him to their council, saying,

67"Are you the Christ? Spill the tea." He told them, "If I tell you, you won’t believe it, fr."

68"And if I ask you, you won’t answer me or let me go, periodt."

69"From now on, the Son of Man is gonna sit at the right hand of God’s power."

70They all asked, "So you’re the Son of God?" He replied, "You said it, fam."

71They were like, "What more do we need? We heard it straight from him, no cap."

1Now the feast of unleavened bread drew nigh, which is called the Passover.

2And the chief priests and scribes sought how they might kill him; for they feared the people.

3Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number of the twelve.

4And he went his way, and communed with the chief priests and captains, how he might betray him unto them.

5And they were glad, and covenanted to give him money.

6And he promised, and sought opportunity to betray him unto them in the absence of the multitude.

7Then came the day of unleavened bread, when the passover must be killed.

8And he sent Peter and John, saying, Go and prepare us the passover, that we may eat.

9And they said unto him, Where wilt thou that we prepare?

10And he said unto them, Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you, bearing a pitcher of water; follow him into the house where he entereth in.

11And ye shall say unto the goodman of the house, The Master saith unto thee, Where is the guestchamber, where I shall eat the passover with my disciples?

12And he shall shew you a large upper room furnished: there make ready.

13And they went, and found as he had said unto them: and they made ready the passover.

14And when the hour was come, he sat down, and the twelve apostles with him.

15And he said unto them, With desire I have desired to eat this passover with you before I suffer:

16For I say unto you, I will not any more eat thereof, until it be fulfilled in the kingdom of God.

17And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and said, Take this, and divide it among yourselves:

18For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.

19And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.

20Likewise also the cup after supper, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood, which is shed for you.

21But, behold, the hand of him that betrayeth me is with me on the table.

22And truly the Son of man goeth, as it was determined: but woe unto that man by whom he is betrayed!

23And they began to enquire among themselves, which of them it was that should do this thing.

24And there was also a strife among them, which of them should be accounted the greatest.

25And he said unto them, The kings of the Gentiles exercise lordship over them; and they that exercise authority upon them are called benefactors.

26But ye shall not be so: but he that is greatest among you, let him be as the younger; and he that is chief, as he that doth serve.

27For whether is greater, he that sitteth at meat, or he that serveth? is not he that sitteth at meat? but I am among you as he that serveth.

28Ye are they which have continued with me in my temptations.

29And I appoint unto you a kingdom, as my Father hath appointed unto me;

30That ye may eat and drink at my table in my kingdom, and sit on thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel.

31And the Lord said, Simon, Simon, behold, Satan hath desired to have you, that he may sift you as wheat:

32But I have prayed for thee, that thy faith fail not: and when thou art converted, strengthen thy brethren.

33And he said unto him, Lord, I am ready to go with thee, both into prison, and to death.

34And he said, I tell thee, Peter, the cock shall not crow this day, before that thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me.

35And he said unto them, When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing.

36Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

37For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.

38And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.

39And he came out, and went, as he was wont, to the mount of Olives; and his disciples also followed him.

40And when he was at the place, he said unto them, Pray that ye enter not into temptation.

41And he was withdrawn from them about a stone’s cast, and kneeled down, and prayed,

42Saying, Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done.

43And there appeared an angel unto him from heaven, strengthening him.

44And being in an agony he prayed more earnestly: and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground.

45And when he rose up from prayer, and was come to his disciples, he found them sleeping for sorrow,

46And said unto them, Why sleep ye? rise and pray, lest ye enter into temptation.

47And while he yet spake, behold a multitude, and he that was called Judas, one of the twelve, went before them, and drew near unto Jesus to kiss him.

48But Jesus said unto him, Judas, betrayest thou the Son of man with a kiss?

49When they which were about him saw what would follow, they said unto him, Lord, shall we smite with the sword?

50And one of them smote the servant of the high priest, and cut off his right ear.

51And Jesus answered and said, Suffer ye thus far. And he touched his ear, and healed him.

52Then Jesus said unto the chief priests, and captains of the temple, and the elders, which were come to him, Be ye come out, as against a thief, with swords and staves?

53When I was daily with you in the temple, ye stretched forth no hands against me: but this is your hour, and the power of darkness.

54Then took they him, and led him, and brought him into the high priest’s house. And Peter followed afar off.

55And when they had kindled a fire in the midst of the hall, and were set down together, Peter sat down among them.

56But a certain maid beheld him as he sat by the fire, and earnestly looked upon him, and said, This man was also with him.

57And he denied him, saying, Woman, I know him not.

58And after a little while another saw him, and said, Thou art also of them. And Peter said, Man, I am not.

59And about the space of one hour after another confidently affirmed, saying, Of a truth this fellow also was with him: for he is a Galilean.

60And Peter said, Man, I know not what thou sayest. And immediately, while he yet spake, the cock crew.

61And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered the word of the Lord, how he had said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

62And Peter went out, and wept bitterly.

63And the men that held Jesus mocked him, and smote him.

64And when they had blindfolded him, they struck him on the face, and asked him, saying, Prophesy, who is it that smote thee?

65And many other things blasphemously spake they against him.

66And as soon as it was day, the elders of the people and the chief priests and the scribes came together, and led him into their council, saying,

67Art thou the Christ? tell us. And he said unto them, If I tell you, ye will not believe:

68And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.

69Hereafter shall the Son of man sit on the right hand of the power of God.

70Then said they all, Art thou then the Son of God? And he said unto them, Ye say that I am.

71And they said, What need we any further witness? for we ourselves have heard of his own mouth.