1He told the squad, "Offenses are gonna happen, no cap, but watch out for the ones who cause them!"

2It's better for that person to have a huge stone tied around their neck and tossed in the sea than to mess with one of these little ones, fr.

3Keep it real: If your bro messes up, call him out; but if he says he's sorry, you gotta forgive him, periodt.

4And if he messes up seven times in a day and says sorry seven times, you still gotta forgive him, no cap.

5The apostles were like, "Yo Lord, boost our faith!"

6The Lord replied, "If you had faith the size of a mustard seed, you could tell this tree to get uprooted and thrown in the sea, and it would listen, lit."

7So which one of you, having a servant working in the field, would just tell him to chill when he gets back?

8Instead, you’d tell him, "Get dinner ready for me, and then you can eat after I’m done," right?

9Does he thank that servant for doing what he was told? Nah, that’s sus.

10Same with you: after doing what you’re supposed to, just say, "We’re just doing our jobs, no flex."

11So he was on his way to Jerusalem, cruising through Samaria and Galilee, no cap.

12He rolls into this village and meets ten lepers just chilling from a distance.

13They yelled out, "Yo, Jesus, Master, have mercy on us!"

14When he saw them, he said, "Go show yourselves to the priests." As they dipped, they got healed, periodt.

15One of them realized he was healed, turned back, and shouted praises to God, fr.

16He fell at Jesus' feet, thanking him, and guess what? He was a Samaritan.

17Jesus was like, "Didn’t I heal ten of y’all? Where the other nine at?"

18No one else came back to give props to God except this dude.

19Jesus told him, "Get up, go your way: your faith made you whole."

20When the Pharisees asked him when the kingdom of God was coming, he hit them with, "It’s not about what you see, fam."

21No cap, don’t be like, “It’s over here!” or “It’s over there!” The kingdom of God is straight up inside you.

22He told the squad, “Soon you’ll wanna see a day with the Son of Man, but you won’t catch it.”

23They’ll be like, “Look here!” or “Look there!” but don’t chase after them, fam.

24Just like lightning that zaps from one side of the sky to the other, that’s how the Son of Man will roll on his day.

25But first, he’s gotta go through some serious struggles and be ghosted by this generation.

26Just like back in Noah’s day, it’s gonna be the same when the Son of Man shows up.

27They were eating, drinking, getting hitched, vibing until Noah hopped in the ark, and then the flood came and wiped them out.

28Same deal as in Lot’s days; they were eating, drinking, buying, selling, planting, and building.

29But the day Lot dipped out of Sodom, fire and brimstone rained down from heaven and wiped them all out.

30That’s how it’s gonna go down when the Son of Man is revealed, fr.

31On that day, if you're chilling on the roof and your stuff's inside, don’t even think about going back. If you're in the field, just keep it moving, no cap.

32Don’t forget about Lot’s wife, fam.

33Whoever tries to save their own life is gonna lose it; but if you let it go, you'll be straight.

34I’m telling you, that night, two dudes will be in one bed; one’s gonna get taken, and the other’s gonna be left behind.

35Two girls will be grinding together; one’s gonna get taken, and the other’s gonna stay.

36Two guys will be in the field; one’s gonna get taken, and the other’s gonna be left.

37They asked him, “Where, Lord?” And he said, “Wherever the vibes are, that’s where the eagles will roll up.”

1Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come!

2It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

3Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.

4And if he trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt forgive him.

5And the apostles said unto the Lord, Increase our faith.

6And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.

7But which of you, having a servant plowing or feeding cattle, will say unto him by and by, when he is come from the field, Go and sit down to meat?

8And will not rather say unto him, Make ready wherewith I may sup, and gird thyself, and serve me, till I have eaten and drunken; and afterward thou shalt eat and drink?

9Doth he thank that servant because he did the things that were commanded him? I trow not.

10So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those things which are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants: we have done that which was our duty to do.

11And it came to pass, as he went to Jerusalem, that he passed through the midst of Samaria and Galilee.

12And as he entered into a certain village, there met him ten men that were lepers, which stood afar off:

13And they lifted up their voices, and said, Jesus, Master, have mercy on us.

14And when he saw them, he said unto them, Go shew yourselves unto the priests. And it came to pass, that, as they went, they were cleansed.

15And one of them, when he saw that he was healed, turned back, and with a loud voice glorified God,

16And fell down on his face at his feet, giving him thanks: and he was a Samaritan.

17And Jesus answering said, Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine?

18There are not found that returned to give glory to God, save this stranger.

19And he said unto him, Arise, go thy way: thy faith hath made thee whole.

20And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:

21Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

22And he said unto the disciples, The days will come, when ye shall desire to see one of the days of the Son of man, and ye shall not see it.

23And they shall say to you, See here; or, see there: go not after them, nor follow them.

24For as the lightning, that lighteneth out of the one part under heaven, shineth unto the other part under heaven; so shall also the Son of man be in his day.

25But first must he suffer many things, and be rejected of this generation.

26And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.

27They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

28Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;

29But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

30Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

31In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

32Remember Lot’s wife.

33Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

34I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.

35Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

36Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

37And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.