Gen Z: Leviticus 6
1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses, like,
2If someone messes up and disses the Lord, lying to their homie about what they were supposed to keep, or vibing in a sus way, or taking stuff by force, or straight up deceiving their neighbor;
3Or if they found something that went missing and are capping about it, swearing on it; if anyone is doing any of that, they’re totally sinning, no cap:
4Then, since they’ve messed up and are guilty, they gotta give back what they took by force, or whatever they got deceitfully, or what was entrusted to them, or that lost item they found,
5Or anything they swore falsely about; they gotta return it plus a fifth more, and hand it over to the person it belongs to, on the day of their trespass offering.
6And they gotta bring their trespass offering to the Lord, a flawless ram from the flock, based on your estimation, for a trespass offering, to the priest:
7And the priest will make things right for them before the Lord: and they’ll be forgiven for anything they’ve done wrong in that situation.
8And the Lord hit up Moses again, saying,
9Tell Aaron and his sons, this is the rule for the burnt offering: It’s a burnt offering ‘cause the fire’s lit on the altar all night until morning, and the altar fire gotta stay burning.
10And the priest will throw on his linen fit, and put on his linen shorts, scoop up the ashes that the fire burned up from the burnt offering on the altar, and set them next to the altar.
11He’s gotta ditch his old fit, throw on something fresh, and take the ashes to a chill spot outside the camp.
12The fire on the altar’s gotta stay lit; no cap, the priest needs to toss wood on it every morning and stack the burnt offerings right, plus burn the fatty vibes from the peace offerings.
13The fire’s gotta keep burning on the altar; it’s never allowed to go out, fr.
14This is how the meat offering goes down: Aaron’s sons gotta bring it before the Lord, right at the altar.
15He’s gotta scoop a handful of the flour from the meat offering, add the oil, and all that sweet frankincense, then burn it on the altar for a dope aroma, a memorial for the Lord.
16Whatever’s left, Aaron and his boys can munch on; they gotta eat it with unleavened bread in the holy spot, like in the tabernacle court.
17No leaven allowed in this bake. I’m giving it to them as their fire offerings; it’s super holy, just like the sin and trespass offerings.
18All the guys in Aaron’s fam gotta eat it. This is a forever rule for your generations about the Lord’s fire offerings: anyone who touches them gotta be holy.
19And the Lord hit up Moses, saying,
20This is what Aaron and his sons need to offer to the Lord when he gets anointed; a tenth of an ephah of fine flour for a never-ending meat offering, half in the morning and half at night.
21Cook it up in a pan with oil, then when it’s baked, bring it in: the baked pieces of the meat offering are a sweet vibe for the Lord.
22The priest’s son who’s anointed in his place will offer it: it’s a forever rule for the Lord; it’s gonna be fully lit.
23Every meat offering for the priest is gonna be fully burnt: no cap, it’s not for munching.
24Then the Lord hit up Moses, saying,
25Tell Aaron and his sons, this is the law for the sin offering: where the burnt offering gets killed, that’s where the sin offering gets killed before the Lord: it’s super holy.
26The priest who offers it for sin gets to eat it: in the holy spot, it’s gotta be eaten, in the court of the tabernacle.
27Whatever touches the meat is holy: if the blood gets sprinkled on any clothes, wash that in the holy place.
28But the clay pot it’s cooked in has gotta be broken: if it’s in a bronze pot, gotta scrub it and rinse it with water.
29All the male priests can eat it: it’s most holy.
30And no sin offering with any blood brought into the tabernacle to make peace in the holy place can be eaten: it’s gotta be burnt in the fire.