Gen Z: Leviticus 4
1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses, saying,
2Tell the fam of Israel, if someone messes up on the commandments of the Lord without knowing, and does something they shouldn't,
3If the priest who's got the rizz sins like the people, he gotta bring a perfect young bull to the Lord as a sin offering, no cap.
4He’s gotta bring the bull to the tabernacle door, lay his hand on its head, and take it out like a boss before the Lord.
5The anointed priest gotta grab some of the bull's blood and bring it to the tabernacle vibe check.
6The priest dips his finger in that blood and sprinkles it seven times before the Lord, right in front of the sanctuary curtain, fr.
7He puts some of that blood on the altar’s horns for sweet incense before the Lord, then pours all the rest at the bottom of the burnt offering altar, like, periodt.
8He’s gotta take off all the fat from the bull for the sin offering; the fat covering the insides and all that extra fat,
9And the two kidneys, plus the fat on them, and the caul above the liver, he’s gotta get rid of all that.
10Just like they did with the peace offering bull; the priest burns it all up on the burnt offering altar.
11Gotta take the whole bull, skin and all, like head, legs, insides, and the waste, no cap.
12The whole bull gets carried outta the camp to a clean spot where the ashes go, then they light him up on the wood, fr.
13If the whole squad of Israel messes up without knowing, and it’s lowkey hidden from the crew, they’re guilty of breaking the rules, periodt.
14When the sin they did gets exposed, the squad’s gotta bring a young bull for the sin and roll up to the tabernacle.
15The elders will put their hands on the bull's head before the Lord, and then the bull gets taken out, savage style.
16The anointed priest brings some of the bull’s blood to the tabernacle, that’s just how it goes.
17The priest dips his finger in the blood and sprinkles it seven times before the Lord, right in front of the curtain.
18He puts some of the blood on the altar's horns in the tabernacle and pours out the rest at the bottom of the burnt offering altar, no cap.
19He takes all the fat and lights it up on the altar, that’s how it’s done.
20He does with this bull what he did with the other sin offering, and the priest makes atonement for them, and they’re good, for real.
21He’s gotta take the bull outside the camp and burn it like the first one; it’s a sin offering for the squad, no cap.
22If a ruler messes up and breaks some of God’s rules by accident, he’s guilty, fr.
23If he realizes he’s sinned, he needs to bring a flawless male goat as his offering, bet.
24He’ll put his hand on the goat’s head and take it out where they do the burnt offerings; that’s his sin offering.
25The priest takes some blood from the sin offering with his finger and puts it on the altar’s horns, then pours the rest at the bottom, lit.
26He’ll burn all the fat on the altar, just like the peace offerings; the priest will make things right for him, and he’ll be forgiven, periodt.
27If a regular person sins by accident, going against God’s rules, and feels guilty, they gotta own it.
28If they realize they messed up, they should bring a flawless female goat as their sin offering, no cap.
29They’ll put their hand on the sin offering’s head and kill it in the same spot as the burnt offering.
30The priest takes the blood with his finger, puts it on the altar’s horns, and pours out all the blood at the bottom, fr.
31He’s gonna take all the fat off, like how you take the good stuff from a peace offering; then the priest will burn it up for some sweet vibes to the Lord, and he’ll make things right for him, no cap.
32If he brings a lamb for a sin offering, it better be a flawless girl lamb, periodt.
33He gotta lay his hands on the lamb’s head and slay it where they do the burnt offerings, fr.
34The priest will dip his finger in the blood and put it on the altar’s horns, then pour out the rest at the bottom, that’s how it goes.
35He’ll take all the fat off, just like the lamb’s fat from the peace offerings; the priest will burn it on the altar for the Lord, and he’ll make it right for the sin he did, and it’ll be forgiven, no cap.