Gen Z: Leviticus 1
1And the Lord hit up Moses, talking to him from the tabernacle, saying,
2Tell the peeps of Israel, if anyone wants to bring an offering to the Lord, you gotta bring some cattle from the herd or the flock.
3If you’re bringing a burnt sacrifice from the herd, make sure it's a male without flaws: you gotta offer it up at the door of the tabernacle, no cap.
4He’s gonna put his hand on the head of the burnt offering; it’s gonna be accepted to make things right for him.
5He’s gonna take out the bull in front of the Lord: Aaron’s sons, the priests, will sprinkle the blood all around the altar by the tabernacle door.
6He’s gonna skin the burnt offering and chop it into pieces.
7Aaron's sons, the priests, will throw some fire on the altar and stack the wood nice and neat.
8The priests will arrange the parts, the head, and the fat on the wood that's on fire on the altar: it’s gonna be lit.
9But he’s gotta wash the insides and legs in water: the priest will burn everything on the altar, making it a burnt sacrifice, a sweet vibe for the Lord.
10If he’s offering from the flocks, like sheep or goats for a burnt sacrifice, he’s gotta bring a male without blemish.
11He’s gonna kill it on the north side of the altar before the Lord: Aaron’s sons, the priests, will sprinkle its blood all around the altar.
12He’s gonna chop it into pieces, with its head and fat: the priest will lay them on the wood that’s on fire on the altar.
13But he’s washing the insides and legs with water: the priest will bring it all and burn it on the altar: it’s a burnt sacrifice, a sweet vibe for the Lord.
14If the burnt sacrifice for the Lord is birds, he’s gotta bring turtledoves or young pigeons.
15The priest will bring it to the altar, take off its head, and burn it; the blood will be squeezed out at the altar's side.
16He’s gonna take out the crop and feathers, tossing them beside the altar on the east side, where the ashes are.
17He’s gonna split it with its wings but not tear it apart: the priest will burn it on the altar, on the wood that’s on fire: it’s a burnt sacrifice, a sweet vibe for the Lord.