Gen Z: Joshua 17
1Manasseh got a solid chunk 'cause he was Joseph's firstborn; Machir, the OG of Manasseh, was a total warrior, so he snagged Gilead and Bashan.
2The rest of Manasseh's fam got their shares too, like Abiezer, Helek, Asriel, Shechem, Hepher, and Shemida: all the boys from Manasseh, Joseph's crew.
3Zelophehad, son of Hepher, had no sons, just daughters: Mahlah, Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, and Tirzah, you feel?
4They rolled up to Eleazar the priest and Joshua, saying, "Yo, God told Moses to hook us up with land among our fam." So, God made it happen.
5Manasseh scored ten portions, not counting Gilead and Bashan, which were chillin' on the other side of the Jordan.
6The daughters of Manasseh got their slice of the pie too, while the rest of the bros had Gilead.
7Manasseh's territory stretched from Asher to Michmethah, chillin' near Shechem; the border was lit all the way to En-tappuah.
8Manasseh had Tappuah, but Tappuah on the edge was all about the Ephraim vibes.
9The border dipped down to the river Kanah, south of it; Ephraim's cities were mixed in with Manasseh's, and Manasseh's coast was on the north side of the river, leading to the sea.
10South was Ephraim's, north was Manasseh's, and the sea was the limit; they linked up in Asher on the north and Issachar on the east.
11Manasseh had spots in Issachar and Asher like Beth-shean and its towns, Ibleam and its towns, plus the peeps in Dor, Endor, Taanach, and Megiddo, totaling three regions.
12But Manasseh's crew couldn't kick out the locals from those cities; the Canaanites were just vibing there.
13When Israel got stronger, they made the Canaanites pay up, but didn't fully kick them out, no cap.
14Joseph's kids asked Joshua, "Why just one lot for us? We’re a big crew, and God has blessed us, fr."
15Joshua replied, "If you're that big, hit up the woods and chop down some trees in the land of the Perizzites and giants if Ephraim's too cramped."
16Joseph's kids said, "The hill ain't enough; the Canaanites in the valley got iron chariots, like for real."
17Joshua told the house of Joseph, Ephraim and Manasseh, "Y'all are a big deal and super strong; you can't just have one lot."
18"The mountain's yours; it's all wood, and you can chop it down. You'll drive out the Canaanites, even if they got iron chariots and are strong, periodt."