Gen Z: Joshua 1
1After Moses passed away, God hit up Joshua, Moses' right-hand dude, and said,
2"Moses is gone, fam; now get up, cross this Jordan with your crew, and take the land I'm giving you, the kids of Israel."
3"Every spot your feet step on? That's yours, just like I told Moses."
4"From the wilderness and Lebanon to the big Euphrates river, all the Hittite land, and the great sea where the sun sets, that's your vibe."
5"No one will stand against you all your days; I got your back like I did with Moses. I won't bail on you or ditch you."
6"Be strong and brave; you're gonna divide the land for this people, just like I promised their ancestors."
7"Just stay strong and super courageous, and follow all the law I gave to Moses; don’t stray left or right, and you’ll pop off wherever you go."
8"Keep this book of the law in your mouth; meditate on it day and night so you can do everything in it; then you’ll slay your way and succeed."
9"Didn’t I tell you? Be strong and brave; don’t be scared or stressed, 'cause the Lord your God is with you wherever you roll."
10Then Joshua told the leaders of the people,
11"Go through the camp and tell the people to get their food ready; in three days, we’re crossing this Jordan to take the land the Lord's giving us."
12And to the Reubenites, Gadites, and half the tribe of Manasseh, Joshua said,
13"Remember what Moses said? The Lord your God is giving you rest and this land."
14"Your wives, kids, and cattle can chill here on this side of Jordan, but you gotta cross armed with the valiant guys and help your bros."
15"Until the Lord gives your bros rest like He gave you, and they take the land the Lord's giving them; then you can head back to your own land and enjoy it, which Moses gave you over here."
16And they replied to Joshua, "Whatever you say, we’re down to do, and we’ll go wherever you send us."
17"Just like we listened to Moses, we’ll listen to you; just make sure the Lord your God is with you like He was with Moses."
18"Anyone who rebels against your command and won’t listen to your words will be put down; just stay strong and brave."