Gen Z: Jonah 3
1And the word of the Lord hit up Jonah again, saying,
2Get up, roll out to Nineveh, that dope city, and preach the message I told you to drop.
3So Jonah bounced and went to Nineveh, just like the Lord told him. Nineveh was a massive city, like a three-day trek.
4Jonah started entering the city after a day’s walk, and he shouted, "In forty days, Nineveh's getting wrecked."
5The Ninevites vibed with God, called for a fast, and threw on sackcloth, from the top dogs to the noobs.
6Word hit the king of Nineveh, he got up from his throne, ditched his robe, threw on sackcloth, and sat in ashes.
7He made it known all over Nineveh, by the king’s orders, saying, "No one, not even animals, should eat or drink water."
8But everyone, human and beast, should rock sackcloth and cry out hard to God; they gotta turn from their bad vibes and the chaos in their hands.
9Who knows if God will chill and switch up, turning away from His fierce anger so we don’t get wrecked?
10And God peeped their moves, that they ditched their bad vibes; God switched up on the plan He had to mess with them, and He didn’t do it.