Gen Z: John 6
1After these vibes, Jesus cruised over the Galilee sea, aka the Tiberias sea.
2A massive squad followed him 'cause they saw the lit miracles he was dropping on the sick.
3Jesus climbed a mountain and sat with his squad, the disciples.
4The Passover was coming up, like, a big deal for the Jews.
5When Jesus peeped a huge crowd rolling up, he asked Philip, "Where we gonna grab bread for these peeps to munch?"
6He asked this to test him, 'cause he already knew what was about to pop off.
7Philip hit him back, "Two hundred bucks worth of bread ain't enough for everyone to get a bite."
8One of his homies, Andrew, Simon Peter’s bro, was like,
9"There's a kid here with five barley loaves and two tiny fish, but what’s that for so many?"
10Jesus said, "Have the guys chill out." There was mad grass around, so they sat down, like, five thousand of them.
11Jesus grabbed the loaves, said thanks, and then passed them out to the squad, and the squad hooked up everyone else, plus the fish, no cap.
12Once everyone was stuffed, he told his crew, "Yo, gather up the leftovers so we don’t waste anything."
13They scooped it all up and filled twelve baskets with the scraps from the five barley loaves that were left over after the feast.
14The dudes saw the miracle Jesus pulled off and were like, "Fr, this must be the prophet who’s supposed to come into the world."
15When Jesus peeped that they wanted to force him to be king, he dipped to a mountain solo.
16When evening hit, his crew cruised down to the sea,
17hopped on a boat, and sailed towards Capernaum. It was dark, and Jesus was still MIA.
18Then the sea got all wild 'cause a major wind kicked up.
19After rowing like 25 or 30 furlongs, they spotted Jesus walking on the water, and they freaked out.
20But he said, "Chill, it’s just me; don’t be scared."
21They straight up let him hop on the boat, and bam, they were at the spot they wanted to be.
22The next day, peeps on the other side of the sea noticed there was no other boat, just the one the disciples took, and Jesus wasn’t with them, so they were solo.
23But then, other boats rolled in from Tiberias near where they had the bread after the Lord said thanks, no cap.
24When the crowd saw Jesus wasn’t there, they hopped on boats too and cruised to Capernaum looking for him.
25When they found him on the other side, they were like, "Yo Rabbi, when’d you get here?"
26Jesus hit them with, "For real, you’re looking for me not 'cause of the miracles, but 'cause you ate the bread and got full."
27Don’t grind for food that goes away; grind for the food that leads to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you. God’s got him sealed, periodt.
28They asked him, "So what’s the deal? How do we do the works of God?"
29Jesus was like, "The work of God is to believe in the one he sent, fr."
30They were like, "Aight, what sign you got for us to see and believe? What are you about to do?"
31Our fam munched on manna in the desert; it’s written, He served them bread from heaven, no cap.
32Then Jesus was like, “Fr, Moses didn’t give you that bread from heaven; my Dad’s the one dropping the real bread from heaven.”
33The bread from God is the one who vibes down from heaven, bringing life to the whole world.
34They hit him up, “Lord, keep that bread coming forever.”
35Jesus replied, “I’m the bread of life: if you roll up to me, you’ll never be hungry; if you believe in me, you’ll never be thirsty, periodt.”
36But I told you, you’ve seen me and still don’t believe, that’s sus.
37Everyone my Father gives me will come to me; and whoever comes to me, I won’t throw them out, bet.
38I came down from heaven not to do my own thing, but to do what my sender wants, fr.
39This is what my Dad wants: that I won’t lose anything he’s given me, but I’ll bring it back on the last day, no cap.
40And this is the will of my sender: that everyone who sees the Son and believes in him gets that eternal life; I’ll bring them back on the last day, lit.
41The Jews were lowkey salty at him 'cause he said, "I’m the bread that came down from heaven."
42They were like, "Ain’t this Jesus, son of Joseph? We know his fam, so how’s he claiming he came down from heaven?"
43Jesus was like, "Chill, don’t murmur among yourselves."
44No one can roll up to me unless the Father vibes with them first, and I’ll raise them up on the last day.
45The prophets said it’s all about being taught by God. Anyone who hears and learns from the Father will come to me, no cap.
46Not that anyone has seen the Father, except the one who’s from God; he’s seen the Father, fr.
47For real, I’m telling you, whoever believes in me has that everlasting life.
48I’m that bread of life, periodt.
49Your ancestors ate manna in the desert and they’re dead, no lie.
50This bread that comes down from heaven lets you eat and not die, that’s lit.
51I'm the ultimate bread that came down from heaven; if you munch on this bread, you're vibing for eternity. The bread I’m serving up is my flesh, which I’m giving for the life of the world.
52The Jews were lowkey arguing, like, "How can this dude give us his flesh to eat?"
53Then Jesus hit them with, "No cap, I’m telling you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you ain't got life in you."
54Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I’ll raise him up on the last day, fr.
55My flesh is legit food, and my blood is real drink, periodt.
56Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood vibes with me, and I’m all in him.
57Just like the living Father sent me and I live by Him, anyone who eats me will live by me too, no cap.
58This is the bread that came down from heaven; not like your ancestors who ate manna and died; whoever eats this bread will live forever, bet.
59He said all this in the synagogue while teaching in Capernaum.
60A lot of his disciples were like, "This is a tough pill to swallow; who can handle this?"
61Jesus peeped that his squad was lowkey trippin', so he asked, "Y'all offended or what?"
62Like, what if you see the Son of Man vibe up to where he was before?
63It's the spirit that brings the hype; the flesh ain't doing much: the words I drop are spirit and life, no cap.
64But some of y'all ain't believing. Jesus knew from jump who was sus and who would turn on him.
65He said, "So I told you, no one can roll up to me unless my Father gives them the green light."
66After that, a bunch of his crew dipped and stopped rolling with him.
67Then Jesus asked the twelve, "Y'all bouncing too?"
68Simon Peter was like, "Lord, where else we gonna go? You got the words of eternal life, fr."
69"And we believe and know you’re the GOAT, the Son of the living God."
70Jesus hit them with, "Ain't I picked you twelve, but one of you is a straight-up devil?"
71He was talking 'bout Judas Iscariot, Simon's kid, 'cause he was the one gonna betray Him, like, one of the twelve, no cap.