Gen Z: John 11
1So there's this dude named Lazarus from Bethany, the spot where Mary and Martha vibe.
2(This is the same Mary who blessed the Lord with some fancy oil and dried his feet with her hair, and her bro Lazarus is sick.)
3So, his sisters hit him up, like, "Yo, Lord, the one you love is sick."
4When Jesus heard that, he was like, "This sickness ain't about death, it's for God's glory, so the Son of God can pop off."
5Jesus was totally into Martha, her sis, and Lazarus, no cap.
6When he found out Lazarus was sick, he just chilled for two days in the same spot.
7Then he told his crew, "Alright fam, let's roll back to Judea."
8His disciples were like, "Master, the Jews were just trying to stone you; you really gonna go back?"
9Jesus replied, "Aren't there twelve hours in a day? If you walk in the day, you won’t trip, 'cause you see the light."
10"But if you walk in the dark, you might stumble, 'cause there's no light in you."
11So Jesus was like, "Our homie Lazarus is just chillin' asleep; I’m about to wake him up, no cap."
12The disciples were like, "If he’s sleeping, he’s vibing, right?"
13But Jesus was talking about his death, and they thought he meant he was just getting some rest.
14Then Jesus straight-up said, "Lazarus is dead, fam."
15And I’m low-key glad I wasn’t there so you could believe; let’s roll up to him now.
16Thomas, aka Didymus, was like, "Bet, let’s go die with him."
17When Jesus showed up, he found Lazarus had been in the tomb for four days already, fr.
18Bethany was super close to Jerusalem, like a fifteen furlong walk away.
19Lots of Jews came to comfort Martha and Mary about their bro.
20Martha heard Jesus was coming and bounced to meet him, but Mary just stayed home, chillin’.
21Martha was like, "Yo Jesus, if you were here, my bro wouldn't have kicked the bucket."
22But she knew, "Even now, whatever you ask God, He’s got you."
23Jesus was like, "Your brother's gonna rise up, no cap."
24Martha replied, "I know he'll rise on the last day, that's a vibe."
25Jesus said, "I’m the resurrection and the life: if you believe in me, even if you die, you’ll live, periodt."
26"Anyone who lives and believes in me will never die. You feelin' this?"
27She was like, "Yeah, Lord, I believe you’re the GOAT, the Son of God, for real."
28After saying that, she bounced and secretly called her sister Mary, saying, "The Master’s here and wants you."
29As soon as Mary heard that, she got up fast and went to him.
30Jesus hadn’t made it to the town yet, but was in the spot where Martha met him.
31The Jews chillin' with her in the crib saw Mary bounce out fast, like, "She’s going to the grave to cry, fr."
32When Mary hit where Jesus was, she dropped to his feet, like, "Lord, if you were here, my bro wouldn't have kicked the bucket."
33Jesus peeped her crying, and the Jews with her were also in their feels, and he felt it too, no cap.
34He asked, "Where'd you put him?" They were like, "Lord, come check it out."
35Jesus wept.
36The Jews were shook, saying, "Wow, look how much he loved him!"
37Some were like, "Couldn’t this dude who opened blind eyes have saved him from dying?"
38Jesus, feeling heavy again, rolled up to the grave. It was a cave with a stone chillin' in front of it.
39Jesus said, "Move the stone." Martha, the dead guy's sis, was like, "Lord, he’s been dead four days, it’s gonna be rank!"
40Jesus told her, "Didn’t I say if you believe, you’d see God’s glory?"
41They rolled the stone away from where the dead homie was chillin'. Jesus looked up and said, "Dad, thanks for hearing me, no cap."
42I knew you always hear me, but I said it for the crowd's vibes, so they know you sent me, fr.
43After he said that, he yelled super loud, "Lazarus, pop off and come out!"
44The dead dude came out, all wrapped up like a mummy. Jesus was like, "Unwrap him and let him vibe."
45So a bunch of Jews who rolled up to Mary and saw what Jesus did were like, "We believe in him, this is lit!"
46But some peeps went to the Pharisees and spilled the tea on what Jesus was up to.
47Then the chief priests and the Pharisees had a meeting, like, "What do we do? This dude is pulling off mad miracles."
48If we just let him do his thing, everyone’s gonna believe in him, and the Romans will come for our spot and crew.
49One of them, Caiaphas, the high priest that year, was like, "Y’all don’t know anything, periodt."
50And he pointed out that it’s better for one dude to die for the people than for the whole squad to be wiped out.
51He wasn’t just talking for himself; as the high priest that year, he dropped a prophecy that Jesus was gonna die for the squad.
52And not just for that squad, but to gather all the kids of God who were scattered everywhere.
53From that day on, they were scheming together to take him out, no cap.
54So, Jesus dipped and didn’t roll with the Jews anymore; he headed to a spot near the wilderness, a city called Ephraim, and kicked it with his crew.
55The Jews’ Passover was coming up, so a bunch of people bounced to Jerusalem to get themselves right.
56They were looking for Jesus, chatting among themselves in the temple, like, "You think he’s gonna skip the feast?"
57The chief priests and Pharisees were like, "If anyone knows where he’s at, spill the tea so we can grab him."