1I made a deal with my eyes; so why would I even think about a girl?

2What’s God got for us up there? What’s the Almighty’s vibe from the high ground?

3Isn’t destruction just for the wicked? And a wild punishment for the shady ones?

4Doesn’t He see my moves and keep track of my steps?

5If I’ve been strutting with pride, or if I’ve been quick to be sus;

6Weigh me out on a fair scale, so God knows I’m legit.

7If I’ve strayed from the path, and my heart followed my eyes, and if I’ve got any stains on my hands;

8Then let me plant, and let someone else eat; for real, let my fam be cut off.

9If my heart got played by a girl, or if I’ve been creeping at my neighbor’s door;

10Then let my wife grind for another dude, and let others bow down to her.

11This is straight-up a savage move; it’s a crime that deserves some serious judgment, no cap.

12It’s like a fire that wrecks everything, totally wipes out my gains, fr.

13If I ever dissed my homies, like my servants, when they had beef with me;

14What’s my excuse gonna be when God shows up? Like, what do I even say?

15Didn’t the guy who made me also make him? We’re both crafted by the same Creator, periodt.

16If I’ve kept the needy from getting their wants, or made the widow feel all kinds of sad;

17Or if I just munched on my food solo while the fatherless went hungry;

18(Since I’ve been like a dad to him since he was a kid, guiding him from the womb, no cap;)

19If I’ve seen anyone go down because they had no drip, or any broke peeps without a fit;

20If his family hasn’t blessed me back, and if he hasn’t been warmed by my sheep’s wool;

21If I ever went after the orphans when I saw my help at the gate, that's sus.

22Then let my arm just drop, like, no cap, break it off completely.

23For God's destruction was straight-up scary, and I couldn't handle His vibes.

24If I made gold my whole vibe, or said to the fine gold, "You're my ride or die;"

25If I was vibing too hard 'cause my wealth was lit, and my hand was stacking mad dough;

26If I peeped the sun shining or the moon flexing its brightness;

27And my heart was low-key tempted, or my mouth was kissing my own hand:

28This would be a major sin to get called out for: I’d be denying the ultimate God above.

29If I was hyped about the downfall of my haters, or flexed when evil came for them:

30I didn't let my mouth spill any tea wishing bad on their soul, fr.

31If my homies in the crib were like, "Man, we wish we had some of his vibes!" we'd be straight up unsatisfied.

32The stranger didn’t crash in the streets, but I was like, "Welcome, fam," and opened my doors to the traveler.

33If I tried to hide my mess-ups like Adam, keeping my sins all tucked away in my feels:

34Did I get shook by a big crowd, or did the shade from families scare me, making me stay quiet and not step outside?

35Yo, I just want someone to vibe with me! For real, my wish is that the Almighty would hit me back, and my enemy wrote me a book.

36Bet, I’d take that book on my shoulders and wear it like a crown.

37I’d tell Him all my moves; like a prince, I’d roll up close.

38If my land is out here crying for help, or if the fields are throwing shade;

39If I’ve been munching on the goods without paying, or made the owners lose their whole vibe:

40Let thorns grow instead of wheat, and weeds instead of barley. Job’s words are donezo.

1I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid?

2For what portion of God is there from above? and what inheritance of the Almighty from on high?

3Is not destruction to the wicked? and a strange punishment to the workers of iniquity?

4Doth not he see my ways, and count all my steps?

5If I have walked with vanity, or if my foot hath hasted to deceit;

6Let me be weighed in an even balance, that God may know mine integrity.

7If my step hath turned out of the way, and mine heart walked after mine eyes, and if any blot hath cleaved to mine hands;

8Then let me sow, and let another eat; yea, let my offspring be rooted out.

9If mine heart have been deceived by a woman, or if I have laid wait at my neighbour’s door;

10Then let my wife grind unto another, and let others bow down upon her.

11For this is an heinous crime; yea, it is an iniquity to be punished by the judges.

12For it is a fire that consumeth to destruction, and would root out all mine increase.

13If I did despise the cause of my manservant or of my maidservant, when they contended with me;

14What then shall I do when God riseth up? and when he visiteth, what shall I answer him?

15Did not he that made me in the womb make him? and did not one fashion us in the womb?

16If I have withheld the poor from their desire, or have caused the eyes of the widow to fail;

17Or have eaten my morsel myself alone, and the fatherless hath not eaten thereof;

18(For from my youth he was brought up with me, as with a father, and I have guided her from my mother’s womb;)

19If I have seen any perish for want of clothing, or any poor without covering;

20If his loins have not blessed me, and if he were not warmed with the fleece of my sheep;

21If I have lifted up my hand against the fatherless, when I saw my help in the gate:

22Then let mine arm fall from my shoulder blade, and mine arm be broken from the bone.

23For destruction from God was a terror to me, and by reason of his highness I could not endure.

24If I have made gold my hope, or have said to the fine gold, Thou art my confidence;

25If I rejoiced because my wealth was great, and because mine hand had gotten much;

26If I beheld the sun when it shined, or the moon walking in brightness;

27And my heart hath been secretly enticed, or my mouth hath kissed my hand:

28This also were an iniquity to be punished by the judge: for I should have denied the God that is above.

29If I rejoiced at the destruction of him that hated me, or lifted up myself when evil found him:

30Neither have I suffered my mouth to sin by wishing a curse to his soul.

31If the men of my tabernacle said not, Oh that we had of his flesh! we cannot be satisfied.

32The stranger did not lodge in the street: but I opened my doors to the traveller.

33If I covered my transgressions as Adam, by hiding mine iniquity in my bosom:

34Did I fear a great multitude, or did the contempt of families terrify me, that I kept silence, and went not out of the door?

35Oh that one would hear me! behold, my desire is, that the Almighty would answer me, and that mine adversary had written a book.

36Surely I would take it upon my shoulder, and bind it as a crown to me.

37I would declare unto him the number of my steps; as a prince would I go near unto him.

38If my land cry against me, or that the furrows likewise thereof complain;

39If I have eaten the fruits thereof without money, or have caused the owners thereof to lose their life:

40Let thistles grow instead of wheat, and cockle instead of barley. The words of Job are ended.