Gen Z: Jeremiah 7
1The word that came to Jeremiah from the Lord, saying,
2Pull up at the Lord’s crib and drop this message: "Yo, Judah, listen up as you roll in to worship the Lord."
3God’s like, "Yo, fix your vibes and what you do, and I’ll let you chill here."
4Don’t be sus with your words, saying, "The temple of the Lord, the temple of the Lord, the temple of the Lord," like it’s all that.
5If you really fix your vibes and what you do; if you keep it real between you and your neighbor;
6If you don’t oppress the outsider, the orphans, and the widows, and don’t spill innocent blood here, or chase after other gods that mess you up:
7Then I’ll let you chill in this spot, in the land I gave to your fam, forever and ever.
8Check it, you’re trusting in sus words that don’t even help.
9Are you really gonna steal, murder, cheat, lie, burn incense to Baal, and chase after gods you don’t even know?
10And then come stand before me in this house that’s called by my name, saying, "We’re good to do all this savage stuff?"
11Is this crib, called by my name, just a hangout for thieves now? For real, I’ve seen it, says the Lord.
12But slide over to my spot in Shiloh, where I first put my name, and peep what I did to it 'cause of my people’s wickedness.
13And now, since you’ve done all this stuff, says the Lord, I hit you up early and spoke, but you ghosted me; I called you, but you left me on read.
14So I’m about to do the same to this house, called by my name, where you put your trust, just like I did to Shiloh.
15And I’m gonna bounce you outta my sight, just like I did with all your homies, the whole crew of Ephraim.
16So don’t even pray for these people, don’t raise a cry or a prayer for them, don’t intercede for me: I’m not gonna listen, no cap.
17Don’t you see what they’re up to in the cities of Judah and in the streets of Jerusalem?
18The kids are gathering wood, the dads are lighting fires, and the moms are baking cakes for the queen of heaven, pouring out drinks to other gods, trying to make me mad.
19Are they seriously trying to make me mad? says the Lord: they’re just making themselves look sus.
20So here’s the deal from the Lord God: My anger and fury are about to drop on this place, on people, on animals, on the trees, and on the crops; it’s gonna burn and won’t be put out.
21God’s like, "Yo, bring your burnt offerings and eat that meat, fam."
22I didn’t hit up your ancestors or tell them to bring burnt offerings when I bounced them outta Egypt, no cap.
23I just told them, "Obey my voice, and I’ll be your God; you’ll be my people. Just vibe with the ways I show you, and things will be chill."
24But they totally ignored me, walked in their own sus thoughts, and went backwards instead of leveling up.
25Since the day your fam dipped from Egypt, I’ve been sending my prophets daily to drop wisdom on you.
26Still, they didn’t listen, hard-headed like their ancestors, doing even worse.
27So you gotta say all this to them; they won’t listen, and when you call, they’ll ghost you.
28Just tell them, "This nation doesn’t vibe with the Lord’s voice or take any advice; truth is dead, cut off from their lips."
29Chop off your hair, Jerusalem, and throw it away; cry out on those high places, 'cause the Lord’s done with this savage generation.
30The kids of Judah are acting all kinds of wrong in my sight, setting up their nasty stuff in my house, like, why would you pollute it?
31They built these wild high spots in Tophet, down in the Hinnom valley, where they straight-up burned their kids; like, I never told them to do that, no cap.
32So, listen up, the days are coming, says the Lord, when it ain't gonna be called Tophet or the Hinnom valley anymore, but the valley of slaughter: they gonna bury so many in Tophet, there won’t be room, fr.
33The bodies of these peeps will be food for the birds and the beasts; and no one’s gonna shoo them away, periodt.
34Then I’ll make it so there’s no more vibes of joy in the cities of Judah and the streets of Jerusalem, no happy wedding sounds; the land's gonna be super desolate, savage.