Gen Z: Jeremiah 34
1Yo, this is the word that dropped on Jeremiah from the Lord, while Nebuchadnezzar, the king of Babylon, and his whole squad were beefing with Jerusalem and all the cities, like, "What's good?"
2The Lord, the God of Israel, was like, "Ayo, go tell Zedekiah, king of Judah, that I’m handing this city over to Babylon, and they’re gonna set it on fire, no cap."
3You ain't escaping his grip; you’ll definitely get caught and taken away. You’re gonna see the king of Babylon face to face, and he’ll chat with you, then you’ll be off to Babylon, periodt.
4But listen up, Zedekiah, the king of Judah; the Lord says you won’t bite the dust by the sword.
5You’ll chill in peace, and just like how they burned for your ancestors, they’ll burn stuff for you too; they’ll be like, "Ah lord!" 'cause I said so, says the Lord.
6Then Jeremiah hit up Zedekiah in Jerusalem with all these words.
7The Babylonian army was throwing down against Jerusalem and all the leftover cities in Judah, like Lachish and Azekah, since those were the last strongholds.
8This is the word that came to Jeremiah from the Lord after Zedekiah made a deal with the people in Jerusalem to free them, no cap.
9Everyone had to let their Hebrew servants go free, no strings attached, especially not a Jew his brother.
10When all the leaders and people who signed off on the deal heard they had to let their servants go, they were like, "Bet," and did it.
11But then they flipped the script and made the servants they let go come back, putting them back in servitude.
12So, the word of the Lord came to Jeremiah, saying,
13The Lord, God of Israel, said, "I made a deal with your ancestors when I brought them outta Egypt, outta that slave house, saying,
14After seven years, every dude has to let his Hebrew bro go if he’s been sold to you; after six years of service, let him dip. But your ancestors didn’t listen to me, fr.
15Now you’ve turned it around and done what’s right in my eyes by freeing everyone; you made a covenant with me in my house, which is called by my name.
16But then you went and dissed my name, making everyone return to being servants again, after you let them go, like that’s so sus.
17So, the Lord says, "You didn’t listen to me about freeing everyone; now I’m calling a liberty for you to the sword, pestilence, and famine; you’re gonna be scattered across all the kingdoms."
18I’m handing over the ones who broke my covenant, who didn’t keep their word when they split that calf and walked between the pieces.
19The leaders of Judah, the princes of Jerusalem, the eunuchs, the priests, and all the people who walked between the calf pieces;
20I’m giving them into the hands of their enemies, to those who wanna take them out; their dead bodies are gonna be food for the birds and beasts, no cap.
21Zedekiah, king of Judah, and his crew, I’m handing them over to their enemies, to those who want their lives, and to the Babylonian army that’s come after you.
22Look, I’m gonna command this, says the Lord, and make them come back to this city; they’ll fight it, take it, and burn it down; and I’ll make the cities of Judah totally empty, periodt.