1God slid into my DMs, saying,

2Don’t be getting a wifey or having kids here, fam.

3The Lord’s spillin’ tea about the kids born here and their moms and dads, fr.

4They gonna catch some serious Ls; no one’s gonna feel it, and they won’t even get buried; they’ll just be like trash on the ground, and the birds and beasts gonna munch on them.

5Yo, don’t even roll up to the mourning house or feel sorry for them; I took my peace away from this crew, no cap.

6Everyone, big or small, gonna bite the dust here; no one’s getting buried, and nobody's gonna cry for them or do any of that extra stuff.

7No one’s gonna be tearing up or giving them a drink to ease the pain for their fam, periodt.

8Don’t even think about going to their party to eat and vibe, fam.

9The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, is saying, look, I’m about to make the fun stop here; no more wedding bells or happy vibes in your sight.

10When you tell these people all this, they gonna ask, “Why’s the Lord coming for us like this? What’s our deal?”

11You gonna tell them, “Your fam ghosted me, and they chased after other gods, serving and worshipping them instead of sticking with me and my laws.”

12You all are doing worse than your fam; everyone’s just vibing with their evil hearts, ignoring me.

13So I’m about to bounce you outta this land to a place you don’t even know; you’ll be serving other gods day and night, and I won’t show you any love.

14Check it, the days are coming, says the Lord, when it won't be said, “The Lord’s the one who brought the Israelites outta Egypt” anymore.

15But instead, it’ll be said, “The Lord’s the one who brought the Israelites from the north and all the places He scattered them,” and I’ll bring them back to their land, no cap.

16Bet, I’m sending out a squad of fishers, says the Lord, and they gonna catch them; then I’ll send hunters to track them down from every mountain and hill, and even the rocks.

17My eyes are on all their moves; nothing’s hidden from me, no sus behavior.

18First, I’m gonna double back on their sins; they’ve messed up my land and filled my inheritance with their nasty stuff.

19O Lord, you’re my strength and fortress, my safe space when things get rough; the outsiders gonna come to you from everywhere, saying, “Our fam inherited lies and empty vibes.”

20Can a dude make himself gods that aren’t even real?

21So, check it, I’m about to make them know my power; they gonna realize my name is The Lord, fr.

1The word of the Lord came also unto me, saying,

2Thou shalt not take thee a wife, neither shalt thou have sons or daughters in this place.

3For thus saith the Lord concerning the sons and concerning the daughters that are born in this place, and concerning their mothers that bare them, and concerning their fathers that begat them in this land;

4They shall die of grievous deaths; they shall not be lamented; neither shall they be buried; but they shall be as dung upon the face of the earth: and they shall be consumed by the sword, and by famine; and their carcases shall be meat for the fowls of heaven, and for the beasts of the earth.

5For thus saith the Lord, Enter not into the house of mourning, neither go to lament nor bemoan them: for I have taken away my peace from this people, saith the Lord, even lovingkindness and mercies.

6Both the great and the small shall die in this land: they shall not be buried, neither shall men lament for them, nor cut themselves, nor make themselves bald for them:

7Neither shall men tear themselves for them in mourning, to comfort them for the dead; neither shall men give them the cup of consolation to drink for their father or for their mother.

8Thou shalt not also go into the house of feasting, to sit with them to eat and to drink.

9For thus saith the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will cause to cease out of this place in your eyes, and in your days, the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride.

10And it shall come to pass, when thou shalt shew this people all these words, and they shall say unto thee, Wherefore hath the Lord pronounced all this great evil against us? or what is our iniquity? or what is our sin that we have committed against the Lord our God?

11Then shalt thou say unto them, Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the Lord, and have walked after other gods, and have served them, and have worshipped them, and have forsaken me, and have not kept my law;

12And ye have done worse than your fathers; for, behold, ye walk every one after the imagination of his evil heart, that they may not hearken unto me:

13Therefore will I cast you out of this land into a land that ye know not, neither ye nor your fathers; and there shall ye serve other gods day and night; where I will not shew you favour.

14Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that it shall no more be said, The Lord liveth, that brought up the children of Israel out of the land of Egypt;

15But, The Lord liveth, that brought up the children of Israel from the land of the north, and from all the lands whither he had driven them: and I will bring them again into their land that I gave unto their fathers.

16Behold, I will send for many fishers, saith the Lord, and they shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the holes of the rocks.

17For mine eyes are upon all their ways: they are not hid from my face, neither is their iniquity hid from mine eyes.

18And first I will recompense their iniquity and their sin double; because they have defiled my land, they have filled mine inheritance with the carcases of their detestable and abominable things.

19O Lord, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.

20Shall a man make gods unto himself, and they are no gods?

21Therefore, behold, I will this once cause them to know, I will cause them to know mine hand and my might; and they shall know that my name is The Lord.