Gen Z: Genesis 45
1Joseph couldn’t hold it in anymore with everyone there, so he told them to bounce. Only he and his bros were left, and he revealed himself to them.
2He was crying loud, and the Egyptians and Pharaoh’s crew heard him.
3Joseph said to his bros, “Yo, I’m Joseph! Is Dad still alive?” But they were shook and couldn’t respond.
4He told them, “Come closer, fam.” They stepped up, and he was like, “I’m your brother Joseph, the one you sold to Egypt.”
5So chill, don’t be salty about selling me; God sent me ahead to save lives, no cap.
6It’s been a famine for two years, and we’ve got five more to go with no food or harvest.
7God sent me ahead to keep your fam alive and pull off a major rescue.
8So it’s not you who sent me here, but God; He made me a boss to Pharaoh, head of his whole crew, and ruler of Egypt.
9Hurry up and go tell my dad, “Yo, Joseph says God made me lord of all Egypt. Come through and don’t take your time!”
10You’ll chill in Goshen, close to me, you, your kids, grandkids, flocks, and all your stuff.
11I got you, fam; I’ll hook you up for five more years of famine vibes, so you don’t end up broke.
12Yo, you see me and my bro Benjamin vibing, it’s me talking to you.
13Tell my dad about all the lit stuff I got going on in Egypt, and hurry up, bring him here!
14He hugged Benjamin and was straight-up crying; Benjamin was feeling it too.
15He showed love to all his bros with hugs and tears, and then they started chatting it up.
16Word got around Pharaoh's crib that Joseph's fam showed up, and he was totally down with it.
17Pharaoh told Joseph, “Yo, tell your bros to load up their rides and bounce back to Canaan.”
18Bring your dad and your whole crew to me, and I’ll hook you up with the best of Egypt’s vibes.
19For real, grab some wagons for your kids and wives, and bring your dad back here.
20Don’t even stress about your stuff; the good stuff in Egypt is all yours, no cap.
21The fam of Israel pulled up and did what Joseph said. He hooked them up with rides and snacks for the trip, no cap.
22He blessed each dude with fresh fits, but to Benjamin, he threw in 300 silver coins and three fresh outfits.
23He sent his dad ten donkeys stacked with the best stuff from Egypt, plus ten female donkeys loaded with grain and bread for the journey.
24Then he told his bros, "Ayo, don’t mess up on the way back."
25They dipped out of Egypt and rolled into Canaan to see Jacob, their pops.
26They hit him with the news: "Joseph’s alive, and he’s running the whole Egypt scene." Jacob was shook and couldn’t believe it, fr.
27They spilled all the tea about what Joseph said, and when he saw the rides Joseph sent, it brought him back to life, vibes restored.
28Israel was like, "That’s lit; my son Joseph is alive! I’m gonna see him before I kick the bucket."