Gen Z: Genesis 1
1๐ In the beginning, God created the whole vibe: heaven and earth. ๐โจ
2The earth was lowkey a blank canvas ๐จ dark, empty, and kinda spooky. But Godโs Spirit was just floatinโ ๐ฎโ๐จ over the waters like, โWatch this.โ ๐
3God goes, โLet there be LIGHT!โ ๐ก๐ฅ And boom, instant glow-up. No cap.
4God peeped the light and it was good, so He separated the light from the dark. Savage move. ๐
5He called the light Day and the dark Night. That was the first day, periodttt. โ๏ธ๐ Day 1 = DONE. โ
6God said, 'Letโs create some space in the water to vibe,' and thatโs what happened. ๐
7So God made that vibe space ๐ค๏ธ and split the waters, and it was totally lit. ๐ฅ
8He named the vibe space Heaven ๐ผ, and that was the second day, fam. ๐
9God said, 'Gather the waters ๐ in one spot, let dry land pop up,' and it was a whole vibe.
10He called the dry land Earth ๐ and the gathered waters Seas, and God was like, 'This is bussin.'
11God's like, 'Earth, pop off with grass and trees that bear fruit.' ๐ฑ๐ And it was a whole vibe.
12The earth brought forth all this greenery ๐ฟ and fruit, and God was like, 'This is bussin.'
13Then it was the third day ๐ , no cap.
14God said, 'Letโs get some lights in the sky ๐๐๏ธ to separate day from night and mark the seasons.' ๐
15These lights are gonna shine on Earth, and it was lit. ๐ซโจ๐
16God created two big lights: the sun๏ธ to rule the day โ and the moon for the night. ๐ Stars? He made those too, for real. โจ
17Set โem in the sky like divine chandeliers ๐ฏ๏ธ ambiance = immaculate.
18Day. Night. Contrast. Vibes. Godโs like, โAesthetic: 10/10.โ ๐จโ
19End of Day 4. Still cookinโ. ๐ฅ
20God said, 'Let the waters be filled with living creatures ๐ and birds to fly above the earth.' ๐ฆ
21God created some big whales ๐ and all kinds of creatures that move. The waters were like, 'We got this,' and God was like, 'This is lit.' โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
22God blessed them and said, 'Go off, be fruitful, multiply, and fill the seas. Let the birds pop off on the earth.' ๐จ
23So the evening and morning came, and it was the fifth day. No cap. 5๏ธโฃ
24God said, 'Let the earth bring forth living creatures, cattle, and everything creeping around,' and it was a whole vibe. ๐๐ฆ๐
25So God made all the beasts of the earth and saw it was good, like, 'This totally slaps.' ๐
26Then came the MAIN EVENT: 'Letโs make humans in our image ๐ช, theyโre gonna run this place,' and thatโs how it went down. ๐ผ๐
27So God created humans in His own image, both male and female.๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโจ Goated creation, fr.
28God blessed them and said, 'Be fruitful, multiply, and take charge of the earth and everything in it. ๐ช You got this, periodt.'
29God said, 'Check it out, Iโve given you every herb and fruit for food, ๐ฅ๐ฐ itโs all yours.'
30โAnd the animals? They get greens too. Everyone eats. ๐๐โ
31God looked at everything he made and was like, 'This is super lit.' ๐ฅ๐ฅ Six days in, and the vibes are immaculate. ๐๏ธ