Ezekiel 46

Gen Z: Ezekiel 46

1God’s like, “The east gate’s gotta stay shut on workdays, but on the Sabbath, it’s open for vibes. New moon? Same deal, fam.”

2The prince rolls in from the porch, chillin’ by the gate post while the priests set up his offerings. He’s about to worship at the gate’s entrance and then bounce; the gate stays open till evening, no cap.

3The people gotta worship at this gate’s door on the Sabbaths and new moons, no sus vibes allowed.

4On the Sabbath, the prince’s burnt offering is six perfect lambs and a flawless ram, straight fire.

5The meat offering’s gotta be an ephah for the ram, and for the lambs, he gives what he can, plus an hin of oil with the ephah.

6For the new moon, he’s bringing a flawless young bull, six lambs, and a ram, all goated.

7He’s preppin’ a meat offering: an ephah for the bull, another for the ram, and the lambs based on what he can handle, plus an hin of oil.

8When the prince walks in, he comes through the porch gate and leaves the same way, keeping it lit.

9When the people come for the big feasts, whoever enters through the north gate to worship bounces out the south gate; the south gate crew exits through the north. No doubling back, that’s just sus.

10The prince rolls with them; when they go in, he goes in, and when they bounce, he bounces too, periodt.

11During the feasts, the meat offering's gotta be an ephah for the bull, an ephah for the ram, and lambs based on what he can give, plus an hin of oil.

12If the prince decides to bring a voluntary burnt offering or peace offerings to the Lord, the east gate opens up for him, and he preps his offerings like on the Sabbath, then he bounces; after he leaves, the gate gets shut.

13Every day, you gotta prep a burnt offering for the Lord, a flawless lamb from the first year; do it every morning, no cap.

14You’ll prep a meat offering every morning, the sixth of an ephah, and a third of an hin of oil to mix with the flour; keep that offering going for the Lord, that’s the vibe.

15So they’ll prep the lamb, the meat offering, and the oil every morning for that nonstop burnt offering, fr.

16God’s like, “If the prince gives a gift to any of his sons, that’s their inheritance, periodt.”

17But if he gives part of his inheritance to a servant, it’s only theirs till the year of freedom; then it goes back to the prince. His inheritance stays with his sons, no cap.

18The prince can’t take from the people’s inheritance to oppress them; he’s gotta give his sons what’s from his own stuff so the people don’t get scattered from their possessions.

19After he brought me through the entry by the gate, I saw the holy chambers of the priests facing north; there was a spot on both sides, west side vibes.

20He told me, “This is where the priests cook the trespass and sin offerings and bake the meat offerings; they can’t take them out to the outer court to keep the people sanctified.”

21Then he took me to the outer court and showed me all four corners; every corner had its own court, that’s lit.

22In the four corners, there were courts measuring forty cubits long and thirty wide, all matching vibes.

23There was a row of buildings all around them with boiling spots under the rows, keeping it poppin’.

24He said to me, “These are the spots for boiling, where the ministers of the house will cook the people’s sacrifices.”

KJV: Ezekiel 46

1Thus saith the Lord God; The gate of the inner court that looketh toward the east shall be shut the six working days; but on the sabbath it shall be opened, and in the day of the new moon it shall be opened.

2And the prince shall enter by the way of the porch of that gate without, and shall stand by the post of the gate, and the priests shall prepare his burnt offering and his peace offerings, and he shall worship at the threshold of the gate: then he shall go forth; but the gate shall not be shut until the evening.

3Likewise the people of the land shall worship at the door of this gate before the Lord in the sabbaths and in the new moons.

4And the burnt offering that the prince shall offer unto the Lord in the sabbath day shall be six lambs without blemish, and a ram without blemish.

5And the meat offering shall be an ephah for a ram, and the meat offering for the lambs as he shall be able to give, and an hin of oil to an ephah.

6And in the day of the new moon it shall be a young bullock without blemish, and six lambs, and a ram: they shall be without blemish.

7And he shall prepare a meat offering, an ephah for a bullock, and an ephah for a ram, and for the lambs according as his hand shall attain unto, and an hin of oil to an ephah.

8And when the prince shall enter, he shall go in by the way of the porch of that gate, and he shall go forth by the way thereof.

9But when the people of the land shall come before the Lord in the solemn feasts, he that entereth in by the way of the north gate to worship shall go out by the way of the south gate; and he that entereth by the way of the south gate shall go forth by the way of the north gate: he shall not return by the way of the gate whereby he came in, but shall go forth over against it.

10And the prince in the midst of them, when they go in, shall go in; and when they go forth, shall go forth.

11And in the feasts and in the solemnities the meat offering shall be an ephah to a bullock, and an ephah to a ram, and to the lambs as he is able to give, and an hin of oil to an ephah.

12Now when the prince shall prepare a voluntary burnt offering or peace offerings voluntarily unto the Lord, one shall then open him the gate that looketh toward the east, and he shall prepare his burnt offering and his peace offerings, as he did on the sabbath day: then he shall go forth; and after his going forth one shall shut the gate.

13Thou shalt daily prepare a burnt offering unto the Lord of a lamb of the first year without blemish: thou shalt prepare it every morning.

14And thou shalt prepare a meat offering for it every morning, the sixth part of an ephah, and the third part of an hin of oil, to temper with the fine flour; a meat offering continually by a perpetual ordinance unto the Lord.

15Thus shall they prepare the lamb, and the meat offering, and the oil, every morning for a continual burnt offering.

16Thus saith the Lord God; If the prince give a gift unto any of his sons, the inheritance thereof shall be his sons’; it shall be their possession by inheritance.

17But if he give a gift of his inheritance to one of his servants, then it shall be his to the year of liberty; after it shall return to the prince: but his inheritance shall be his sons’ for them.

18Moreover the prince shall not take of the people’s inheritance by oppression, to thrust them out of their possession; but he shall give his sons inheritance out of his own possession: that my people be not scattered every man from his possession.

19After he brought me through the entry, which was at the side of the gate, into the holy chambers of the priests, which looked toward the north: and, behold, there was a place on the two sides westward.

20Then said he unto me, This is the place where the priests shall boil the trespass offering and the sin offering, where they shall bake the meat offering; that they bear them not out into the utter court, to sanctify the people.

21Then he brought me forth into the utter court, and caused me to pass by the four corners of the court; and, behold, in every corner of the court there was a court.

22In the four corners of the court there were courts joined of forty cubits long and thirty broad: these four corners were of one measure.

23And there was a row of building round about in them, round about them four, and it was made with boiling places under the rows round about.

24Then said he unto me, These are the places of them that boil, where the ministers of the house shall boil the sacrifice of the people.

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