Gen Z: Ezekiel 46
1God’s like, “The east gate’s gotta stay shut on workdays, but on the Sabbath, it’s open for vibes. New moon? Same deal, fam.”
2The prince rolls in from the porch, chillin’ by the gate post while the priests set up his offerings. He’s about to worship at the gate’s entrance and then bounce; the gate stays open till evening, no cap.
3The people gotta worship at this gate’s door on the Sabbaths and new moons, no sus vibes allowed.
4On the Sabbath, the prince’s burnt offering is six perfect lambs and a flawless ram, straight fire.
5The meat offering’s gotta be an ephah for the ram, and for the lambs, he gives what he can, plus an hin of oil with the ephah.
6For the new moon, he’s bringing a flawless young bull, six lambs, and a ram, all goated.
7He’s preppin’ a meat offering: an ephah for the bull, another for the ram, and the lambs based on what he can handle, plus an hin of oil.
8When the prince walks in, he comes through the porch gate and leaves the same way, keeping it lit.
9When the people come for the big feasts, whoever enters through the north gate to worship bounces out the south gate; the south gate crew exits through the north. No doubling back, that’s just sus.
10The prince rolls with them; when they go in, he goes in, and when they bounce, he bounces too, periodt.
11During the feasts, the meat offering's gotta be an ephah for the bull, an ephah for the ram, and lambs based on what he can give, plus an hin of oil.
12If the prince decides to bring a voluntary burnt offering or peace offerings to the Lord, the east gate opens up for him, and he preps his offerings like on the Sabbath, then he bounces; after he leaves, the gate gets shut.
13Every day, you gotta prep a burnt offering for the Lord, a flawless lamb from the first year; do it every morning, no cap.
14You’ll prep a meat offering every morning, the sixth of an ephah, and a third of an hin of oil to mix with the flour; keep that offering going for the Lord, that’s the vibe.
15So they’ll prep the lamb, the meat offering, and the oil every morning for that nonstop burnt offering, fr.
16God’s like, “If the prince gives a gift to any of his sons, that’s their inheritance, periodt.”
17But if he gives part of his inheritance to a servant, it’s only theirs till the year of freedom; then it goes back to the prince. His inheritance stays with his sons, no cap.
18The prince can’t take from the people’s inheritance to oppress them; he’s gotta give his sons what’s from his own stuff so the people don’t get scattered from their possessions.
19After he brought me through the entry by the gate, I saw the holy chambers of the priests facing north; there was a spot on both sides, west side vibes.
20He told me, “This is where the priests cook the trespass and sin offerings and bake the meat offerings; they can’t take them out to the outer court to keep the people sanctified.”
21Then he took me to the outer court and showed me all four corners; every corner had its own court, that’s lit.
22In the four corners, there were courts measuring forty cubits long and thirty wide, all matching vibes.
23There was a row of buildings all around them with boiling spots under the rows, keeping it poppin’.
24He said to me, “These are the spots for boiling, where the ministers of the house will cook the people’s sacrifices.”