Gen Z: Daniel 11
1So like, in year one of Darius the Mede, I was vibing to back him up and give him strength.
2Now let me spill the tea. Three kings are gonna pop up in Persia, but the fourth is gonna be way richer, and with that rizz, he's gonna rally everyone against Greece.
3A major king is gonna rise up, ruling hard and doing his own thing, no cap.
4But when he stands up, his kingdom’s gonna get wrecked and split into four parts; it won’t even go to his fam or follow his legacy, just straight up taken by others.
5The king of the south is gonna be super strong, and one of his homies will be even stronger, flexing major power.
6Eventually, they’ll team up; the king’s daughter from the south is gonna roll up to the king of the north to make a deal, but she won’t hold onto the power and will get handed over, along with everyone who helped her out.
7But from her roots, a new player is gonna rise, coming in with an army and crashing into the king of the north’s fortress, and he’s gonna come out on top.
8He’s also gonna take their gods and fancy stuff back to Egypt, and he’s gonna last way longer than the king of the north.
9So the king of the south will roll into his kingdom and head back to his own land.
10But his sons are gonna get hyped, gathering a massive crew; one’s gonna show up, overflow, and break through, then he’ll bounce back and get all fired up, even to his fortress.
11The king of the south is gonna be mad and pull up to fight the king of the north, bringing a whole squad; but that squad is gonna be taken L's, no cap.
12Once he wipes out the squad, he’ll be feeling himself, flexing hard, but it won’t really boost his game, fr.
13The king of the north is gonna bounce back with an even bigger squad, rolling in with a massive army and stacks, for sure.
14During those times, a lot of folks will rise up against the king of the south; even the thieves from your people will try to flex the vision, but they gonna fall flat.
15So, the king of the north will roll in, build a stronghold, and take the best cities; the south's crew won’t stand a chance, periodt.
16Whoever comes against him will do their own thing, and nobody’s gonna stop him; he’ll chill in the lit land, but it’s gonna get wrecked by him.
17He’ll be all about entering with his whole squad's strength, bringing the real ones with him; he’s gonna give him a daughter, but she won’t vibe with him, no cap.
18After that, he’ll switch his focus to the islands and take a bunch, but a prince will step in and stop the drama; it’ll turn back on him, no doubt.
19Then he’ll look back at his own land’s fortress, but he’s gonna trip and fall, and no one will find him.
20Then a tax dude will pop up in his spot, flexing in the kingdom's glory; but in a few days, he’ll be outta here, not by anger or battle, just gone.
21A sketchy dude is gonna pop up in his territory, and no one’s giving him props for the kingdom. But he’s gonna slide in smooth and snag the kingdom with some major flattery.
22He’s gonna come in like a flood, overwhelming everyone, and the prince of the deal is gonna get wrecked.
23After making a pact, he’s gonna play it sneaky: he’ll rise up and flex on a small crew.
24He’ll roll in chill even to the richest spots, doing stuff his fam never did; he’s gonna share the loot and riches, plotting against the strongholds for a hot minute.
25He’s gonna hype up his power and courage against the king down south with a massive squad; but the southern king’s gonna get ready for battle with a sick army, yet he won’t hold up: they’re plotting against him.
26Those munching on his food are gonna take him out, and his crew will overflow; many will fall down, no cap.
27Both kings are gonna be on some shady vibes, spreading lies at the same table; but it won’t work out, 'cause the end is set for the right time.
28Then he’ll bounce back to his land with mad riches; his heart's gonna be against the holy deal, doing wild stuff before heading home.
29When the time’s right, he’ll come back, heading towards the south; but it’s not gonna be like before or after.
30The ships from Chittim are coming for him, so he’s gonna be stressed, dip out, and be salty about the holy deal: he’ll even return and team up with those who ditch the holy covenant.
31Arms gonna stand strong, but they’re gonna mess up the holy spot and take away the daily vibes, plus they’ll drop some sus stuff that ruins everything.
32Those who act wicked against the deal will be played with sweet talk: but the peeps who know their God will be goated and do big things.
33The ones who get it among the crowd will teach a lot, but they’ll still catch the L by sword, fire, captivity, and loot for mad days.
34When they fall, they’ll get a little help, but many will stick around just for the flattery.
35Some of the wise will fall to test them, clean them up, and make them fresh till the end time: it’s still set for a time.
36The king will do his thing; he’ll hype himself up above all gods, talking wild against the God of gods, and will thrive until the drama is done: what’s set will go down.
37He won’t care about the God of his fam, or the desire for women, or any god: he’ll just flex over everyone.
38But in his throne, he’ll show love to the God of power; he’ll honor a god his fam never knew with gold, silver, and all the fancy stuff.
39He’ll roll in the strong places with a new god, who he’ll give mad props to and boost with glory, making them rule over many and split the land for profit.
40At the end time, the king of the south will come at him, and the king of the north will roll in like a storm, with chariots, horsemen, and a fleet; he’ll crash into the lands and take over.
41He’s gonna roll into the lit land and take down mad countries, but Edom, Moab, and the top peeps from Ammon are gonna be safe, no cap.
42He’s gonna reach out to the countries, and Egypt ain’t gonna dodge the drama.
43Dude’s gonna flex on all the gold and silver treasures, plus all the dope stuff in Egypt; the Libyans and Ethiopians are gonna be right there with him.
44But news from the east and north is gonna shake him up, so he’s gonna pop off with mad rage to wreck a lot.
45He’s gonna set up his palace vibes between the seas on that holy mountain, but he’s gonna meet his end, and no one’s gonna back him up.