Gen Z: Amos 1
1Amos, the goat herder from Tekoa, got some serious vibes about Israel during Uzziah's reign and Jeroboam's time, right before that wild earthquake popped off.
2He said, "The Lord's gonna roar from Zion, and his voice is gonna hit hard in Jerusalem; the shepherds are gonna be sad, and Carmel's gonna be looking dry, fr."
3The Lord's like, "For three mess-ups from Damascus and four, I ain't letting them slide; they threshed Gilead with iron tools, no cap."
4"But I'm sending a fire into Hazael's crib, and it’s gonna wreck Ben-hadad's palaces, periodt."
5"I'm breaking the bar of Damascus and kicking out the people from Aven, plus taking away the rizz from Eden’s crew; Syria's gonna be in captivity, says the Lord."
6"For three transgressions from Gaza and four, I ain't holding back the punishment; they took everyone captive and handed them over to Edom, that's sus."
7"But I'm sending a fire on Gaza's wall, and it's gonna devour their palaces, straight up."
8"I'm cutting off the peeps from Ashdod and taking the scepter from Ashkelon, and I'm coming for Ekron too; the Philistines are gonna be done for, says the Lord God."
9"For three transgressions of Tyrus and four, I won't turn away the punishment; they gave up the whole crew to Edom and forgot the brotherly bond, fr."
10"But I'm sending a fire on Tyrus's wall, and it's gonna devour their palaces, no cap."
11"For three transgressions of Edom and four, I won't let it slide; he chased his bro with a sword, showed no mercy, and kept that anger on lock forever."
12"But I'm lighting a fire on Teman, and it's gonna wreck Bozrah's palaces."
13"For three transgressions of Ammon's kids and four, I ain't turning away the punishment; they ripped up pregnant women in Gilead to expand their territory, savage."
14"But I'm igniting a fire in Rabbah's wall, and it’s gonna devour their palaces with hype during battle and chaos in the whirlwind."
15"Their king's heading into captivity, along with his squad, says the Lord."