Gen Z: Acts 28
1So after they dipped, they figured out the island was called Melita.
2The local peeps were mad chill, like they started a fire and took care of us 'cause it was raining and cold, no cap.
3Paul gathered some sticks for the fire, and outta nowhere, a snake popped out and bit his hand.
4The locals saw the snake chillin' on his hand and were like, "No cap, this dude's a murderer. He escaped the ocean, but karma's still coming for him."
5He just shook the snake off into the fire and felt no harm, fr.
6They were waiting for him to swell up or drop dead, but after staring for a hot minute and seeing he was fine, they switched it up and said he was a god.
7There was this chief on the island named Publius, and he was super hospitable, hosting us for three days.
8Publius's dad was sick with a fever and some nasty stuff, so Paul rolled in, prayed, laid hands on him, and healed him, lit.
9After that, others on the island with issues came through and got healed too.
10They showed us mad respect and when we bounced, they loaded us up with all the essentials.
11So after three months, we dipped in a ship from Alexandria that chilled on the island, with the vibes of Castor and Pollux.
12We landed at Syracuse and vibed there for three days.
13Then we got our bearings and cruised to Rhegium; after a day, the south wind was lit, and we rolled up to Puteoli the next day.
14There, we found some homies who wanted us to kick it for seven days, so we made our way to Rome.
15When the crew heard about us, they came to meet us at Appii forum and the three taverns. Paul saw them, thanked God, and felt the rizz.
16When we hit Rome, the centurion dropped the prisoners off with the captain of the guard, but Paul got to chill by himself with a soldier keeping watch.
17After three days, Paul called the top Jews together; when they showed up, he said, "Yo, fam, I haven't done anything against our people or customs, but I got taken prisoner from Jerusalem to the Romans."
18They checked me out and wanted to let me go, 'cause there was no reason for a death sentence on me, no cap.
19But when the Jews started talking against it, I had to appeal to Caesar; not that I had anything to throw shade on my nation about.
20That's why I called y'all, to see you and chat, 'cause I’m locked up for the hope of Israel with this chain, fr.
21They were like, "We ain’t got no letters from Judea about you, and none of the homies said anything sus."
22But we wanna know your thoughts, 'cause we heard this crew gets mad hate everywhere.
23They set a date, and a bunch of peeps rolled up to his spot; he was vibing and sharing the kingdom of God, convincing them about Jesus, using Moses' law and the prophets, from morning to night.
24Some were like, "This slaps," while others were like, "Nah, we’re good."
25When they couldn’t agree, they bounced after Paul dropped some truth, saying, "The Holy Spirit spoke through Isaiah to our ancestors."
26Saying, "Go to these people and tell them, 'You’ll hear but not get it; you’ll see but not really perceive.'"
27'Cause their hearts are all hardened, ears are dull, and they’ve closed their eyes; otherwise, they’d see, hear, and get it, and I could heal them, fr.
28So just know, the salvation from God is going to the Gentiles, and they’re gonna be all ears.
29After he said that, the Jews dipped, and they were having a deep convo among themselves.
30Paul kicked it for two whole years in his own rented crib, welcoming everyone who came through.
31Spitting truth about the kingdom of God and dropping knowledge on Jesus, all with mad confidence, no one can stop him.