Gen Z: Acts 2
1When Pentecost hit, everyone was vibing together in one spot.
2Then outta nowhere, a lit sound from heaven like a wild wind came through and filled the whole place where they were chilling.
3And they saw these fire-like tongues that split and landed on each of them, no cap.
4They were all filled with the Holy Ghost and started speaking different languages, as the Spirit gave them the rizz.
5There were Jews living in Jerusalem, devout peeps from every nation under heaven, fr.
6When this got around, the crowd pulled up, confused 'cause everyone heard them speaking in their own language, periodt.
7They were all shook and amazed, asking each other, "Aren't all these speakers Galileans?"
8And how are we hearing them in our own language from the jump?
9Parthians, Medes, Elamites, and folks from Mesopotamia, Judea, Cappadocia, Pontus, and Asia, all in the mix.
10Phrygia, Pamphylia, Egypt, parts of Libya near Cyrene, and even some Romans, Jews and new converts, all here.
11Cretes and Arabians, we hear them vibing in our languages about God's dope works.
12Everyone was shook and lowkey confused, asking each other, "What’s the tea?"
13Some haters were like, "These guys are just lit off that new wine."
14But Peter, standing up with the squad, raised his voice and was like, "Yo, people of Judea and all y’all in Jerusalem, listen up and feel my words!"
15They ain't drunk, no cap, it’s only the third hour of the day.
16This is what the prophet Joel was spitting about;
17In the last days, God said, "I’ll pour out my Spirit on everyone: your sons and daughters will prophesy, young men will see visions, and old men will dream lit dreams."
18I’ll pour out my Spirit on my servants and handmaidens in those days; they’ll be prophesying for real.
19I’m gonna show wonders in the sky and signs on the ground; blood, fire, and smoke vibes.
20The sun's gonna go dark, and the moon will look like blood before that epic day of the Lord hits.
21If you call on the Lord's name, you're straight-up saved, no cap.
22Yo, Israel fam, listen up; Jesus from Nazareth is the real deal, approved by God with mad miracles and vibes, and you know it.
23He got handed over by God's plan, and you all went savage and crucified him.
24But God brought him back to life, breaking the chains of death—like, it was impossible for death to keep him, fr.
25David dropped some wisdom about him, saying he always had the Lord right there, keeping him steady.
26That's why my heart's vibing and my mouth's lit; my body’s gonna chill in hope.
27You won’t leave my soul in the abyss, and your Holy One won't see decay, periodt.
28You showed me the path to life; your presence fills me with joy, no doubt.
29Yo, fam, let me spill the tea about David; he’s dead and buried, and his tomb is still here with us.
30Since he was a prophet and knew God had promised him, he said that from his lineage, God would raise Christ to take the throne.
31He peeped this before and was all about the resurrection of Christ, like his soul wasn’t left in the bad place, and his body didn’t decay, no cap.
32God raised up this Jesus, and we’re all witnesses to that lit moment.
33So, being all elevated at God’s right hand, He got the promise of the Holy Ghost from the Father and dropped this vibe that y’all see and hear now.
34David didn’t vibe up to heaven, but he said, “The Lord told my Lord, chill at my right hand.”
35Until I make your haters your footstool, periodt.
36So let everyone in Israel know for real, that God made this same Jesus, whom y’all crucified, both Lord and Christ, straight up.
37When they heard this, their hearts were shook, and they asked Peter and the crew, “Yo, what we gotta do?”
38Peter was like, “Repent and get baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for your sins to be wiped clean, and you’ll get the Holy Ghost gift.”
39The promise is for you, your kids, and everyone far away, like as many as the Lord our God calls, fr.
40And with a bunch of other words, he was hyping them up, saying, “Save yourselves from this whack generation.”
41So, like, the people who vibed with his message got baptized, and that same day, around three thousand peeps joined the crew.
42They were all about that apostle life, sticking together, breaking bread, and praying like it was their daily grind.
43Total awe hit everyone, and the apostles were out here doing mad wonders and signs, no cap.
44Everyone who believed was tight, sharing everything like it was one big fam.
45They sold their stuff and shared the goods, making sure everyone had what they needed, periodt.
46Daily, they rolled up in the temple, breaking bread from crib to crib, munching with joy and pure hearts.
47They were praising God and had mad favor with the people, and the Lord was adding to the squad daily, bringing in those who needed saving.