Gen Z: Acts 15
1Some dudes from Judea rolled up and told the fam, "If you ain't circumcised like Moses said, you ain't getting saved. No cap."
2So Paul and Barnabas had a major debate with them, and they decided to hit up Jerusalem to chat with the apostles and elders about it.
3The church was vibing with them as they traveled through Phenice and Samaria, sharing the good news about the Gentiles getting saved, and it brought mad joy to the crew.
4When they finally hit Jerusalem, the church and the apostles welcomed them, and they spilled all the tea on what God had done through them.
5But some Pharisees who believed popped up, saying it was a must to circumcise them and make them follow Moses' law. That's kinda sus.
6The apostles and elders gathered up to figure this whole thing out.
7After a lot of back and forth, Peter stood up and was like, "Yo, you all know God chose me a while back so the Gentiles could hear the gospel and believe."
8And God, who knows the hearts, backed them up by giving them the Holy Ghost, just like he did with us; that's lit.
9He made no difference between us and them, cleaning their hearts through faith. Periodt.
10So why are you trying to test God by putting a heavy load on the disciples that neither our ancestors nor we could handle?
11We vibe that through the grace of Jesus, we gonna be saved, just like them.
12Then everyone went silent, tuning in to Barnabas and Paul, sharing the lit miracles God did through them for the Gentiles.
13After the chill, James popped off, saying, "Yo, listen up, fam."
14Simeon broke it down how God first came to the Gentiles to scoop out a squad for His name.
15The prophets are on the same page; it’s written, no cap.
16After this, I’ll bounce back and rebuild David’s tabernacle, which is all messed up; I’ll fix it up again.
17So that the leftover peeps might seek the Lord, and all the Gentiles who are called by my name, says the Lord, who’s doing all this dope stuff.
18God knows all His works since day one of the world.
19So my take is, let’s not stress those who turned to God from the Gentiles.
20But let’s tell them to stay away from idol drama, fornication, strangled stuff, and blood.
21Moses is like, “Yo, everyone knows me in the cities, they read my stuff in the synagogues every Saturday. Vibes.”
22The apostles and elders were totally down, so they sent some of their crew to Antioch with Paul and Barnabas—Judas, aka Barsabas, and Silas, the real ones.
23They wrote letters saying, “What’s good to all the homies in Antioch, Syria, and Cilicia, from the apostles, elders, and fam.”
24We heard that some peeps who bounced from us were causing drama, saying you gotta get circumcised and follow the law, but we didn’t tell them to do that, no cap.
25We thought it was lit to send some solid guys to you with our fave Barnabas and Paul.
26These dudes put their lives on the line for our Lord Jesus Christ, fr.
27So we sent Judas and Silas too, they’ll spill the same tea in person.
28The Holy Spirit and we felt it was chill to not lay any heavy stuff on you, just the essentials.
29Just avoid eating meat offered to idols, blood, strangled stuff, and fornication. If you keep it real with this, you’ll be good. Peace out.
30After they were done, they rolled back to Antioch, gathered everyone, and dropped the letter.
31When they read it, they were vibing hard with the comfort.
32Judas and Silas, also prophets, were hyping up the crew with mad words, keeping them pumped.
33After chilling there for a bit, they bounced back to the apostles in peace.
34But Silas was like, "Nah, I’m staying here for now."
35Paul and Barnabas kept it going in Antioch, teaching and preaching the Lord's word, with a whole squad.
36A few days later, Paul was like, "Yo, let’s hit up our peeps in every city where we dropped the word and see how they’re doing."
37Barnabas was set on bringing John, aka Mark, along for the ride.
38But Paul was like, "Nah fam, we can’t bring him. He dipped on us in Pamphylia and bailed on the mission."
39The beef between them got real, so they split up: Barnabas took Mark and sailed to Cyprus.
40Paul picked Silas and bounced, getting blessed by the crew with God's grace.
41He cruised through Syria and Cilicia, making sure the churches were all vibin'.