2 Kings 25

Gen Z: 2 Kings 25

1So, in the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month and day, Nebuchadnezzar, the king of Babylon, pulled up with his whole squad against Jerusalem and set up camp, building forts all around.

2The city was under siege until the eleventh year of King Zedekiah, no cap.

3On the ninth day of the fourth month, fam was hitting hard in the city, and there was zero bread for the people, fr.

4The city got wrecked, and all the warriors dipped at night through the gate between two walls by the king's garden; the Chaldees were all around, and the king went towards the plain.

5The Chaldees chased down the king and caught him in the Jericho plains; his whole army was scattered like they ghosted him.

6They grabbed the king and took him to Babylon to Riblah, where they laid down some judgment on him.

7They straight-up killed Zedekiah's sons right in front of him, blinded him, shackled him in brass, and took him to Babylon, savage.

8In the fifth month, on the seventh day, in the nineteenth year of King Nebuchadnezzar, Nebuzar–adan, the captain of the guard and a servant of the king, rolled up to Jerusalem.

9He lit up the house of the Lord, the king's palace, and all the houses in Jerusalem; every big shot's house got torched, and it was all bussin'.

10The whole Chaldean army with the captain of the guard smashed down the walls of Jerusalem all around, periodt.

11So the rest of the squad that stayed in the city, plus the runaways who bounced to the king of Babylon, Nebuzar-adan the captain of the guard scooped them up.

12But the captain of the guard kept the broke folks around to be vinedressers and farmers, no cap.

13The Chaldees smashed the brass pillars from the Lord's house, plus the bases and the big brass sea, and took all that brass to Babylon.

14They also grabbed the pots, shovels, snuffers, spoons, and all the brass stuff they used, straight up bussin'.

15The captain of the guard took the firepans, bowls, and all the gold and silver items, keeping it real.

16The two pillars, one sea, and the bases Solomon made for the Lord's house; that brass was seriously heavy, fr.

17One pillar was eighteen cubits tall, with a brass chapiter on top, and that chapiter was three cubits high, decked out with brass wreaths and pomegranates, just like the second pillar.

18The captain of the guard took Seraiah the chief priest and Zephaniah the second priest, plus three doorkeepers, savage.

19He also snagged an officer in charge of the warriors, five dudes who were chillin' with the king, the main scribe of the army, and sixty men from the city.

20Nebuzar-adan, the captain of the guard, took all these peeps and brought them to the king of Babylon at Riblah.

21The king of Babylon straight up took them out at Riblah in Hamath. So Judah got totally taken from their land, no cap.

22The peeps left in Judah, Nebuchadnezzar was like, "Yo, Gedaliah is your new ruler," and he was the son of Ahikam, son of Shaphan.

23When all the army bosses heard Gedaliah was governor, they rolled up to Mizpah with their crew, including Ishmael, Johanan, Seraiah, and Jaazaniah.

24Gedaliah was like, "Chill, don’t be scared of the Chaldees. Just stay here and serve the king of Babylon; it’s gonna be lit."

25But in the seventh month, Ishmael, son of Nethaniah, came with ten dudes and took out Gedaliah, so he died, along with the Jews and Chaldees at Mizpah.

26Everyone, big and small, and the army bosses bounced to Egypt because they were shook of the Chaldees.

27In the thirty-seventh year of Jehoiachin’s captivity, in the twelfth month, on the twenty-seventh day, Evil-merodach, king of Babylon, pulled Jehoiachin outta prison.

28He was super nice to him and put his throne above the other kings in Babylon, periodt.

29He switched up his prison clothes and had bread every day before him for the rest of his life, fr.

30His allowance was a daily hookup from the king, a steady rate for every day, all the days of his life.

KJV: 2 Kings 25

1And it came to pass in the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month, in the tenth day of the month, that Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came, he, and all his host, against Jerusalem, and pitched against it; and they built forts against it round about.

2And the city was besieged unto the eleventh year of king Zedekiah.

3And on the ninth day of the fourth month the famine prevailed in the city, and there was no bread for the people of the land.

4And the city was broken up, and all the men of war fled by night by the way of the gate between two walls, which is by the king’s garden: (now the Chaldees were against the city round about:) and the king went the way toward the plain.

5And the army of the Chaldees pursued after the king, and overtook him in the plains of Jericho: and all his army were scattered from him.

6So they took the king, and brought him up to the king of Babylon to Riblah; and they gave judgment upon him.

7And they slew the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes, and put out the eyes of Zedekiah, and bound him with fetters of brass, and carried him to Babylon.

8And in the fifth month, on the seventh day of the month, which is the nineteenth year of king Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, came Nebuzar–adan, captain of the guard, a servant of the king of Babylon, unto Jerusalem:

9And he burnt the house of the Lord, and the king’s house, and all the houses of Jerusalem, and every great man’s house burnt he with fire.

10And all the army of the Chaldees, that were with the captain of the guard, brake down the walls of Jerusalem round about.

11Now the rest of the people that were left in the city, and the fugitives that fell away to the king of Babylon, with the remnant of the multitude, did Nebuzar–adan the captain of the guard carry away.

12But the captain of the guard left of the poor of the land to be vinedressers and husbandmen.

13And the pillars of brass that were in the house of the Lord, and the bases, and the brasen sea that was in the house of the Lord, did the Chaldees break in pieces, and carried the brass of them to Babylon.

14And the pots, and the shovels, and the snuffers, and the spoons, and all the vessels of brass wherewith they ministered, took they away.

15And the firepans, and the bowls, and such things as were of gold, in gold, and of silver, in silver, the captain of the guard took away.

16The two pillars, one sea, and the bases which Solomon had made for the house of the Lord; the brass of all these vessels was without weight.

17The height of the one pillar was eighteen cubits, and the chapiter upon it was brass: and the height of the chapiter three cubits; and the wreathen work, and pomegranates upon the chapiter round about, all of brass: and like unto these had the second pillar with wreathen work.

18And the captain of the guard took Seraiah the chief priest, and Zephaniah the second priest, and the three keepers of the door:

19And out of the city he took an officer that was set over the men of war, and five men of them that were in the king’s presence, which were found in the city, and the principal scribe of the host, which mustered the people of the land, and threescore men of the people of the land that were found in the city:

20And Nebuzar–adan captain of the guard took these, and brought them to the king of Babylon to Riblah:

21And the king of Babylon smote them, and slew them at Riblah in the land of Hamath. So Judah was carried away out of their land.

22And as for the people that remained in the land of Judah, whom Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon had left, even over them he made Gedaliah the son of Ahikam, the son of Shaphan, ruler.

23And when all the captains of the armies, they and their men, heard that the king of Babylon had made Gedaliah governor, there came to Gedaliah to Mizpah, even Ishmael the son of Nethaniah, and Johanan the son of Careah, and Seraiah the son of Tanhumeth the Netophathite, and Jaazaniah the son of a Maachathite, they and their men.

24And Gedaliah sware to them, and to their men, and said unto them, Fear not to be the servants of the Chaldees: dwell in the land, and serve the king of Babylon; and it shall be well with you.

25But it came to pass in the seventh month, that Ishmael the son of Nethaniah, the son of Elishama, of the seed royal, came, and ten men with him, and smote Gedaliah, that he died, and the Jews and the Chaldees that were with him at Mizpah.

26And all the people, both small and great, and the captains of the armies, arose, and came to Egypt: for they were afraid of the Chaldees.

27And it came to pass in the seven and thirtieth year of the captivity of Jehoiachin king of Judah, in the twelfth month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, that Evil–merodach king of Babylon in the year that he began to reign did lift up the head of Jehoiachin king of Judah out of prison;

28And he spake kindly to him, and set his throne above the throne of the kings that were with him in Babylon;

29And changed his prison garments: and he did eat bread continually before him all the days of his life.

30And his allowance was a continual allowance given him of the king, a daily rate for every day, all the days of his life.

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