Gen Z: 2 Kings 16
1In the seventeenth year of Pekah, Ahaz the son of Jotham started his reign, and it was kinda wild, no cap.
2Ahaz was just 20 when he became king, and he ruled for 16 years in Jerusalem, but he wasn’t vibing with what the Lord wanted, unlike his dad David.
3Instead, he followed the kings of Israel and made his son go through the fire, doing all the sus stuff the heathens did that God kicked out.
4He was out here sacrificing and burning incense on high places, hills, and under every green tree, just straight up wildin’.
5Then Rezin king of Syria and Pekah son of Remaliah rolled up to Jerusalem to throw down, and they besieged Ahaz, but he held it down.
6At that time, Rezin took Elath back for Syria and kicked the Jews out, so the Syrians were chilling there even now.
7So Ahaz hit up Tiglath-pileser king of Assyria, like, "I’m your servant, come save me from the kings of Syria and Israel who are coming for me."
8Ahaz snatched silver and gold from the Lord's house and the king’s treasures and sent it as a gift to the king of Assyria.
9The king of Assyria was like, "Bet," and went up against Damascus, took it, and took the people captive, slaying Rezin.
10King Ahaz then went to Damascus to meet Tiglath-pileser and saw an altar there; he sent Urijah the priest the design of the altar, like, "Check this out."
11Urijah built the altar just like Ahaz asked from Damascus, so it was ready when Ahaz came back.
12When the king returned from Damascus, he saw the altar, walked up to it, and offered sacrifices there.
13He burnt his offerings and poured out his drink offerings, sprinkling the blood of his peace offerings on the altar, keeping it lit.
14He also brought the brazen altar from the front of the house, moving it to the north side of the new altar, just rearranging things.
15King Ahaz told Urijah the priest to burn the morning and evening offerings on the big altar, plus all the people’s offerings, making it a whole scene.
16Urijah did everything Ahaz said, no questions asked.
17King Ahaz chopped off the bases' borders, removed the laver, and took the sea off the brasen oxen, putting it on a stone pavement.
18He also flipped the cover for the sabbath and the king’s entry, moving them away from the Lord’s house for the king of Assyria.
19Now, all the other things Ahaz did, aren’t they in the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
20Ahaz passed away and was buried with his fam in the city of David; then his son Hezekiah took over the throne.