1Rehoboam pulled up to Shechem 'cause all of Israel was there to crown him king.

2So, Jeroboam, the dude who dipped to Egypt from Solomon, heard the news and was like, "Time to bounce back."

3They hit him up, and Jeroboam and the squad from Israel came through to Rehoboam, saying,

4"Your pops made life rough for us; chill out on the heavy vibes, and we’ll roll with you."

5He was like, "Bet, come back in three days." Then the crew dipped.

6King Rehoboam got advice from the OGs who kicked it with Solomon, asking, "What’s the move for these people?"

7They told him, "If you’re nice to them and keep it real, they’ll vibe with you forever."

8But he ghosted their advice and hit up the young homies who grew up with him.

9He asked them, "What’s your take on how to respond to the people who said, 'Lighten our load'?"

10The young bucks were like, "Tell them your little finger is thicker than your dad's whole vibe."

11"My dad put a heavy load on you, but I'm about to crank it up: he used whips, but I’m coming at you with scorpions."

12So Jeroboam and the crew rolled up to Rehoboam on day three, just like the king said.

13The king gave them a savage response; he ditched the advice from the OGs,

14and said, "My dad made your load heavy, but I'm about to make it even more lit: he used whips, but I’m using scorpions."

15The king didn’t listen to the people, ‘cause it was all part of God’s plan, fulfilling what Ahijah told Jeroboam.

16When all Israel saw the king was sus, they were like, "What do we even have with David? No inheritance here, everyone to your tents!"

17But the kids in Judah still had Rehoboam running the show.

18Then Rehoboam sent Hadoram, the tax guy, but the people stoned him, and he was done for. Rehoboam had to dip to his chariot and bounce to Jerusalem.

19And Israel was like, "Nah," and rebelled against the house of David to this day.

1And Rehoboam went to Shechem: for to Shechem were all Israel come to make him king.

2And it came to pass, when Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who was in Egypt, whither he had fled from the presence of Solomon the king, heard it, that Jeroboam returned out of Egypt.

3And they sent and called him. So Jeroboam and all Israel came and spake to Rehoboam, saying,

4Thy father made our yoke grievous: now therefore ease thou somewhat the grievous servitude of thy father, and his heavy yoke that he put upon us, and we will serve thee.

5And he said unto them, Come again unto me after three days. And the people departed.

6And king Rehoboam took counsel with the old men that had stood before Solomon his father while he yet lived, saying, What counsel give ye me to return answer to this people?

7And they spake unto him, saying, If thou be kind to this people, and please them, and speak good words to them, they will be thy servants for ever.

8But he forsook the counsel which the old men gave him, and took counsel with the young men that were brought up with him, that stood before him.

9And he said unto them, What advice give ye that we may return answer to this people, which have spoken to me, saying, Ease somewhat the yoke that thy father did put upon us?

10And the young men that were brought up with him spake unto him, saying, Thus shalt thou answer the people that spake unto thee, saying, Thy father made our yoke heavy, but make thou it somewhat lighter for us; thus shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father’s loins.

11For whereas my father put a heavy yoke upon you, I will put more to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

12So Jeroboam and all the people came to Rehoboam on the third day, as the king bade, saying, Come again to me on the third day.

13And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old men,

14And answered them after the advice of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add thereto: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

15So the king hearkened not unto the people: for the cause was of God, that the Lord might perform his word, which he spake by the hand of Ahijah the Shilonite to Jeroboam the son of Nebat.

16And when all Israel saw that the king would not hearken unto them, the people answered the king, saying, What portion have we in David? and we have none inheritance in the son of Jesse: every man to your tents, O Israel: and now, David, see to thine own house. So all Israel went to their tents.

17But as for the children of Israel that dwelt in the cities of Judah, Rehoboam reigned over them.

18Then king Rehoboam sent Hadoram that was over the tribute; and the children of Israel stoned him with stones, that he died. But king Rehoboam made speed to get him up to his chariot, to flee to Jerusalem.

19And Israel rebelled against the house of David unto this day.