Gen Z: 1 Corinthians 5
1So, word on the street is y'all got some sus stuff going on, like someone’s hooking up with his dad's wife. That's wild.
2Y'all are acting all puffed up instead of being like, "This is messed up," and getting that dude outta here.
3For real, even though I'm not there in the flesh, I'm vibing in spirit and judging this whole situation like I'm right there.
4In the name of our homie Jesus Christ, when you guys gather up, my spirit's with you, powered by Jesus.
5Time to hand that dude over to Satan to wreck his flesh so his spirit can be saved on the day of our Lord Jesus.
6Your bragging is straight up not it. Don’t you know a little yeast ruins the whole batch?
7So, get rid of that old yeast so you can be a fresh batch, since you’re all unleavened. Christ is our lit passover sacrifice.
8Let’s celebrate, but not with that old yeast or the drama of malice and wickedness; let’s keep it real with sincere and truthful vibes.
9I hit you up in a letter saying to steer clear of fornicators.
10But like, not just the fornicators in the world or the greedy, or the scammers, or the idol worshippers; if that was the case, you'd have to dip from the world.
11But now I’m saying don’t chill with anyone who’s called a brother and is a fornicator, greedy, idolater, loudmouth, drunk, or scammer; don’t even eat with that vibe.
12What’s my deal judging those outside? Aren’t you supposed to judge those inside?
13God’s got the outsiders covered. So, kick out that wicked person from your crew.