Gen Z: 1 Chronicles 7
1The squad of Issachar was Tola, Puah, Jashub, and Shimron, four in total. Vibes.
2Tola’s crew had Uzzi, Rephaiah, Jeriel, Jahmai, Jibsam, and Shemuel, all goated heads of the fam. They were straight-up legends back in the day, with 22,600 peeps during David's time.
3Uzzi’s fam included Izrahiah, and then you got Michael, Obadiah, Joel, and Ishiah—five total. All chief men, no cap.
4They rolled deep with their fam, bringing 36,000 soldiers for war since they had a bunch of wives and kids. Lit!
5Their bros from Issachar were also mighty, racking up 87,000 in the genealogy game. Savage!
6Benjamin’s squad was Bela, Becher, and Jediael, three total.
7Bela had Ezbon, Uzzi, Uzziel, Jerimoth, and Iri, five in total; heads of their fam, straight-up valiant, counting 22,034 in their genealogy.
8Becher’s crew was Zemira, Joash, Eliezer, Elioenai, Omri, Jerimoth, Abiah, Anathoth, and Alameth. That’s all the sons of Becher, fr.
9Their number, based on genealogy, was 20,200, all heads of their fam and mighty men. Bussin!
10Jediael's squad had Bilhan; and then Bilhan’s crew included Jeush, Benjamin, Ehud, Chenaanah, Zethan, Tharshish, and Ahishahar.
11All these were the squad of Jediael, led by their dads, straight-up warriors, like 17,200 soldiers ready to pop off for battle.
12Shuppim and Huppim, the kids of Ir, and Hushim, Aher’s crew.
13The fam of Naphtali; Jahziel, Guni, Jezer, and Shallum, all sons of Bilhah.
14The sons of Manasseh; Ashriel was born, but his concubine from Aram had Machir, the Gilead OG.
15Machir married Huppim and Shuppim’s sister, Maachah, and the second was Zelophehad, who had all daughters, no cap.
16Maachah, Machir's wifey, had a son named Peresh; his bro was Sheresh, and their kids were Ulam and Rakem.
17The sons of Ulam; Bedan. These were Gilead’s crew, son of Machir, son of Manasseh.
18His sister Hammoleketh had Ishod, Abiezer, and Mahalah.
19The sons of Shemida were Ahian, Shechem, Likhi, and Aniam, all vibing together.
20The squad of Ephraim; Shuthelah, Bered his son, Tahath his son, Eladah his son, and Tahath again.
21Zabad and Shuthelah, plus Ezer and Elead, got taken out by the Gath squad 'cause they tried to snag their cattle. Savage move.
22Ephraim, their dad, was super down for days, and his bros came through to lift his spirits.
23He rolled up to his wife, she got pregnant, and he named their kid Beriah 'cause things were sus at home.
24(His daughter, Sherah, was a total boss and built the lower and upper Beth-horon, plus Uzzen-sherah.)
25Rephah, Resheph, Telah, and Tahan were his sons, all part of the fam.
26Laadan, Ammihud, and Elishama, all vibin' as his sons.
27Non and Jehoshua were also in the mix as his sons.
28They had the goods at Beth-el and its towns, Naaran to the east, and Gezer to the west, plus Shechem and Gaza, all lit.
29By the Manasseh border, you had Beth-shean and its towns, Taanach, Megiddo, and Dor, where Joseph's crew, the sons of Israel, were chillin'.
30Asher's sons were Imnah, Isuah, Ishuai, Beriah, and their sister, Serah, all part of the squad.
31Yo, Beriah's kids are Heber and Malchiel, who’s the OG of Birzavith.
32Heber had Japhlet, Shomer, Hotham, and their sis Shua.
33Japhlet's squad includes Pasach, Bimhal, and Ashvath. These are his peeps.
34Shamer's kids are Ahi, Rohgah, Jehubbah, and Aram, no cap.
35Helem's bro's kids are Zophah, Imna, Shelesh, and Amal.
36Zophah’s crew includes Suah, Harnepher, Shual, Beri, and Imrah, fr.
37And then there’s Bezer, Hod, Shamma, Shilshah, Ithran, and Beera.
38Jether's kids are Jephunneh, Pispah, and Ara, vibin’ together.
39Ulla's sons are Arah, Haniel, and Rezia, just chillin’.
40All these are Asher's kids, total legends and warriors, like 26k strong, pop off!