1So, after the year wrapped up and kings were ready to pop off, Joab led the squad into battle, wrecking the Ammonites and besieging Rabbah. But David was chilling in Jerusalem while Joab took down Rabbah.

2David snatched the crown off their king's head, found it weighed a whole talent of gold with some dope gems, and rocked it on his own head. He also brought back a ton of loot from the city, no cap.

3He brought out the people there and went full savage with saws, iron tools, and axes. That’s how David handled all the cities of the Ammonites, and then he and the crew bounced back to Jerusalem.

4After that, war popped off at Gezer with the Philistines; Sibbechai the Hushathite took out Sippai, one of the giant's kids, and they were totally defeated.

5Again, there was war with the Philistines; Elhanan, Jair's son, took out Lahmi, Goliath's bro, whose spear was like a massive beam, fr.

6Then there was another battle at Gath with this giant dude who had 24 fingers and toes—six on each hand and foot—like, what? He was also a giant's kid.

7But when he tried to come for Israel, Jonathan, David's bro, took him down.

8These giants were born in Gath, and they got taken out by David and his squad.

1And it came to pass, that after the year was expired, at the time that kings go out to battle, Joab led forth the power of the army, and wasted the country of the children of Ammon, and came and besieged Rabbah. But David tarried at Jerusalem. And Joab smote Rabbah, and destroyed it.

2And David took the crown of their king from off his head, and found it to weigh a talent of gold, and there were precious stones in it; and it was set upon David’s head: and he brought also exceeding much spoil out of the city.

3And he brought out the people that were in it, and cut them with saws, and with harrows of iron, and with axes. Even so dealt David with all the cities of the children of Ammon. And David and all the people returned to Jerusalem.

4And it came to pass after this, that there arose war at Gezer with the Philistines; at which time Sibbechai the Hushathite slew Sippai, that was of the children of the giant: and they were subdued.

5And there was war again with the Philistines; and Elhanan the son of Jair slew Lahmi the brother of Goliath the Gittite, whose spear staff was like a weaver’s beam.

6And yet again there was war at Gath, where was a man of great stature, whose fingers and toes were four and twenty, six on each hand, and six on each foot: and he also was the son of the giant.

7But when he defied Israel, Jonathan the son of Shimea David’s brother slew him.

8These were born unto the giant in Gath; and they fell by the hand of David, and by the hand of his servants.